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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98685 on: May 13, 2019, 09:02:00 AM »
pay them no mind heather..
they're jealous..
all men want you and every woman wants to be you..
the one true..

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98686 on: May 13, 2019, 09:04:08 AM »
I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PET CAT THAN HEAR A GRATEFUL DEAD SONG.
Sometimes BE makes me giggle. This is one of those times.  ;D
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98687 on: May 13, 2019, 09:06:09 AM »
Hey @Jedimiller can you cover a Grateful Dead song so I can get revenge for the last page or two?
Thanks pal.
But then BE goes too far.  >:(
No one's giggling now!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98688 on: May 13, 2019, 09:07:01 AM »
TAKE ME NOW, ALIENS!
They don't take Barts that wear sandals.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98689 on: May 13, 2019, 09:14:45 AM »
But then BE goes too far.  >:(
No one's giggling now!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98690 on: May 13, 2019, 09:16:09 AM »
Some of you may know one of my dogs is unwell. Here’s the update.

Ringo has an enlarged spleen. He’s having a sample taken of it and possibly his liver as well. Dental is cancelled til we know what’s going on with his spleen as it’s not right to put him through what will be a major dental procedure. The Spleen is enlarged in one area which doesn’t bode well. They are ringing me when he’s all done and up and about. Test results later this week. They are going to have a quick look in his mouth (he won’t let the vet look when he is awake) to see if there’s anything really bad going on there. Probably coming home with painkillers and antibiotics.

This is going to be a shite week. Bailey is very mopey.

Oh, dear. Sending love and healing to Ringo, hoping for the best.
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." -- Chinese proverb

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98691 on: May 13, 2019, 09:20:48 AM »
I said it with HW, I'm gonna say it with the Russian.

Those are basic stripper shoes.
yep. And not very fancy to boot.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98692 on: May 13, 2019, 09:21:40 AM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98693 on: May 13, 2019, 09:28:01 AM »
I can't do that baby.........

What I perhaps can do - is to get a picture of Hillybilly Jim's lifeless corpse after the Honduran dispatches him in the parking lot.
That should be fair use, right?

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Indeed. I'm expecting several gut cuts so it'll be a slow death. Maybe he'll even crawl across the lot leaving a red streak in his wake. I guess it depends on if she cuts him before or after tire slashing and if she attempts true tire slash or goes for the valve stem. Now I'm starting to worry Hillbilly Jim won't even make it to California.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98694 on: May 13, 2019, 09:31:14 AM »
Well, it's been fun but I'm not gonna make it all the way through. I'll attempt more time travel this evening. Thanks for the laughs over coffee!!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98695 on: May 13, 2019, 09:50:36 AM »
They don't take Barts that wear socks with their sandals.

FIFY
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98696 on: May 13, 2019, 10:24:18 AM »
FIFY

No real man owns sandals, especially these Fred Flintstone models.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98697 on: May 13, 2019, 10:31:23 AM »
As DH would say Wah! Wah! Some people are just grump butts.

Mr Fussy wearing his crabby pants...   ;)

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98698 on: May 13, 2019, 11:42:41 AM »
Helloooooooooo @FISH how are you doing today??

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98699 on: May 13, 2019, 11:47:16 AM »
Helloooooooooo @FISH how are you doing today??

Where is our @FISH