I wonder if Noory would've brought the flashlight along after missing a couple days due to hemorrhoids and fissures. 
Heh, heh... that’s what C2C needs, Jorch doing a hemorrhoid cream commercial.
Tommee - How often do you apply Dave’s Butt Crack Cream?
Dave Norway - As often as yeewww like, Tommee. That’s the beauty of it, it’s completely natural, made with the oil from dead otters, gerbils, and an assortment of road kill and various sea creatures, for that diverse omega 3 stuff!
Tommee - How do you apply it?
Dave - In the interest of saving money, it comes in tubes you can drop right in to a caulk dispenser! I like to use my flashlight, the same one I use on my daily mouth and flapper thingy show-and-tells, and shine it on my backside, to ensure proper placement.
Tommee - That sounds swell.
Dave - And fun, too! Just go to DavesButtCrackCreamDreams.com!
