Christmas 2019

[anniem]

@anniem - you have a dark side! 

HO HO HO

 

[PolkaDot]

HO HO HO

 

I'm assuming that is a belly laugh and not a ...
never mind.

[GravitySucks]

No @GravitySucks  It's set to arrive on Tuesday. If the Lord made scotch..

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@Christmas Farm Penis Blasphemy!

I was speaking of the black sheep of liqueurs.  Yukon Jack.  I don’t know how cray cray you Canucks got with the stuff way back when but they sell 100 proof in the states and only 80 proof in your neck of the woods.

I have clinched and closed with the naked north. I have learned to defy and defend.  Shoulder to shoulder we have fought it out - yet the Wild must win in the end.

Get some culture. Not in a cup of yogurt.  Read some Robert Service.  Or If your wife will doubt your manhood for requesting a book of poetry for Christmas, just read the ads for Yukon Jack in the old Penthouse magazines. 

There is a race of men that don’t fit in. A race that never will. So they break the hearts of kith and kin and they roam the world at will. 

[PolkaDot]

@Christmas Farm Penis Blasphemy!

I was speaking of the black sheep of liqueurs.  Yukon Jack.  I don’t know how cray cray you Canucks got with the stuff way back when but they sell 100 proof in the states and only 80 proof in your neck of the woods.

I have clinched and closed with the naked north. I have learned to defy and defend.  Shoulder to shoulder we have fought it out - yet the Wild must win in the end.

Get some culture. Not in a cup of yogurt.  Read some Robert Service.  Or If your wife will doubt your manhood for requesting a book of poetry for Christmas, just read the ads for Yukon Jack in the old Penthouse magazines. 

There is a race of men that don’t fit in. A race that never will. So they break the hearts of kith and kin and they roam the world at will. 

@GravitySucks is he the Sam McGee guy?

[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks is he the Sam McGee guy?

Ding ding ding!

[anniem]

I'm assuming that is a belly laugh and not a ...
never mind.

Got it. Right, it was the words that went with the scene

[KSM]

@Christmas Farm Penis Blasphemy!

I was speaking of the black sheep of liqueurs.  Yukon Jack.  I don’t know how cray cray you Canucks got with the stuff way back when but they sell 100 proof in the states and only 80 proof in your neck of the woods.

I have clinched and closed with the naked north. I have learned to defy and defend.  Shoulder to shoulder we have fought it out - yet the Wild must win in the end.

Get some culture. Not in a cup of yogurt.  Read some Robert Service.  Or If your wife will doubt your manhood for requesting a book of poetry for Christmas, just read the ads for Yukon Jack in the old Penthouse magazines. 

There is a race of men that don’t fit in. A race that never will. So they break the hearts of kith and kin and they roam the world at will. 

LOL  You adorable old boob. Yukon Jack is what 18 yr old goofballs drink when they want to puke all over mom and dads basement.

Penthouse magazine was never my thing. I've never had to resort to looking at pictures or films to get my rocks off.

My 21 is a 'cup of yogurt"? well that's rich. As far as my "manhood" and my wife goes..  meh, you wouldn't want to go down that wabbit hole.

Fuck you, and Faaawk Robert Service.

I'm trying to enjoy the fights here Dammit! You know, culture.

[GravitySucks]

LOL  You adorable old boob. Yukon Jack is what 18 yr old goofballs drink when they want to puke all over mom and dads basement.

Penthouse magazine was never my thing. I've never had to resort to looking at pictures or films to get my rocks off.

My 21 is a 'cup of yogurt"? well that's rich. As far as my "manhood" and my wife goes..  meh, you wouldn't want to go down that wabbit hole.

Fuck you, and Faaawk Robert Service.

I'm trying to enjoy the fights here Dammit! You know, culture.

Au contraire monsieur.  Glinlivet is more akin to basic listerine mouthwash than it is to a properly cultured Greek yogurt.  If it was truly good stuff it wouldn’t last 21 years in a keg tucked away in a rat infested warehouse in @DynamoHum’s backyard.

Never understood the “charm” of Scotch.  Unless you want to grow up to sound like Janis Joplin. 

[KSM]

Au contraire monsieur.  Glinlivet is more akin to basic listerine mouthwash than it is to a properly cultured Greek yogurt.  If it was truly good stuff it wouldn’t last 21 years in a keg tucked away in a rat infested warehouse in @DynamoHum’s backyard.

Never understood the “charm” of Scotch.  Unless you want to grow up to sound like Janis Joplin.

So you don't understand why there are Scotch drinkers. Oookay.

Janice didn't drink Scotch - at all. Her thing was straight Southern Comfort, the US answer to Pukon Jack. Get your facts straight. She's dead, have some respect.

Sound like Joplin? Me? Well I did two songs for Friday nights Woo.. lemme know if I sound like a dead drunk unfortunate skank.

By God you sound/read exactly like my uncle. Uncle Tom, is that you?

It's Christmas, man. 

[GravitySucks]

So you don't understand why there are Scotch drinkers. Oookay.

Janice didn't drink Scotch - at all. Her thing was straight Southern Comfort, the US answer to Pukon Jack. Get your facts straight. She's dead, have some respect.

Sound like Joplin? Me? Well I did two songs for Friday nights Woo.. lemme know if I sound like a dead drunk unfortunate skank.

By God you sound/read exactly like my uncle. Uncle Tom, is that you?

It's Christmas, man. 

Yeah Southern Comfort is way too sweet.  We didn’t have a basement but my Aunt should have known what we were doing down there.  You could have left that memory undisturbed. 


Merry Christmas. Don’t forget to get a haircut.

[Bluejay]

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[KSM]

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Hahaha

Merry Christmas. Don’t forget to get a haircut.

Merry Christmas to you and yours. And will do One hair only though

[JUAN]

Janet and I had a mutual friend. Said friend told me Janet’s Southern Comfort was not undiluted. It had heroin in it.

[DynamoHum]

Au contraire monsieur.  Glinlivet is more akin to basic listerine mouthwash than it is to a properly cultured Greek yogurt.  If it was truly good stuff it wouldn’t last 21 years in a keg tucked away in a rat infested warehouse in @DynamoHum’s backyard.

Never understood the “charm” of Scotch.  Unless you want to grow up to sound like Janis Joplin. 

A rat infested warehouse is no way to describe Scotland.

[JayGab]

Peace on Earth, good will to Men.

Not women.