Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Aquarius]

Sadly, there's shit-flingers in every group 

If you're upset by his comment, you should report him to the Extreme Moderator.

Oh, wait... 

[sean92008]

Aww fuck!

Presumably, a guest hit a sequence of buttons on my sound system remote and now I cannot get anything in DTS/Dolby 5.1.

Nearly 2 hours and I can't figure it out.  Coaxial and optical digital inputs from the TV, Blu-ray, DVD and DAT aren't doing what they're supposed to do.

I'm so fucking frustrated. I used to be able to manage.  Big pharma/managed health care brain damage. Fuck.

[Aquarius]

Aww fuck!

Presumably, a guest hit a sequence of buttons on my sound system remote and now I cannot get anything in DTS/Dolby 5.1.

Nearly 2 hours and I can't figure it out.  Coaxial and optical digital inputs from the TV, Blu-ray, DVD and DAT aren't doing what they're supposed to do.

I'm so fucking frustrated. I used to be able to manage.  Big pharma/managed health care brain damage. Fuck.

Ok, @sean92008. Brain messed up? Start slow. Go one step in the logical order of where things should be plugged in and what settings switches should be on. One thing at a time, the problem will show up.

And when you find out who was messing with your stuff, try to refrain from slapping them upside the head. It won't help, I promise you. 

[sean92008]

Ok, @sean92008. Brain messed up? Start slow. Go one step in the logical order of where things should be plugged in and what settings switches should be on. One thing at a time, the problem will show up.

And when you find out who was messing with your stuff, try to refrain from slapping them upside the head. It won't help, I promise you. 

Unfortunately, 2 hours of manual-guided signal-path tracing, setting adjustments (doing, undoing, redoing).  I feel confident that this is my Sandy Kofax moment.

Can't play any of my instruments anymore.  I have come to dislike driving and electronics aren't fun anymore.

I think I'd trade all the ass grabs that I've received lately for a good garage band/cobweb knocking rendition of Acquiesce, She's Electric or Can't Get There From Here.

Eh, nevermind.

[anniem]

Ok, @sean92008. Brain messed up? Start slow. Go one step in the logical order of where things should be plugged in and what settings switches should be on. One thing at a time, the problem will show up.

And when you find out who was messing with your stuff, try to refrain from slapping them upside the head. It won't help, I promise you. 

One slap. Come on, just one!

[KSM]

Aww fuck!

Presumably, a guest hit a sequence of buttons on my sound system remote and now I cannot get anything in DTS/Dolby 5.1.

Nearly 2 hours and I can't figure it out.  Coaxial and optical digital inputs from the TV, Blu-ray, DVD and DAT aren't doing what they're supposed to do.

I'm so fucking frustrated. I used to be able to manage.  Big pharma/managed health care brain damage. Fuck.

Sean, have you tried remote viewing, punching walls, peeing on the floor while sobbing? Really therapeutic stuff. I highly recommend doing all of these things in unison.

[sean92008]

Sean, have you tried remote viewing, punching walls, peeing on the floor while sobbing? Really therapeutic stuff. I highly recommend doing all of these things in unison.

Nah.  I am waiting for a lady to make a voodoo doll of me though.  I think she's waiting to find a three-legged Ken doll.

Oh, and don't mention "remote" again.  Why did they print gray letters on charcoal plastic I'll never understand.  Argh!

[JUAN]

Unplug everything, unwire all connections and leave unplugged for half an hour. That should erase any non-default memory settings.

[GravitySucks]

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[GravitySucks]

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[Bart Ell]

Sunrise

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Did the hooker stay the night?

[GravitySucks]

Did the hooker stay the night?

Locked me out. Why else would I be on the beach freezing my ass off?

[Bart Ell]

Why else would I be on the beach freezing my ass off?

Stupid question.
Everyone knows the hooker mermaids show up at sunrise.

[GravitySucks]

Stupid question.
Everyone knows the hooker mermaids show up at sunrise.

And on chilly mornings their nips are perky.

[FISH]

Unfortunately, 2 hours of manual-guided signal-path tracing, setting adjustments (doing, undoing, redoing).  I feel confident that this is my Sandy Kofax moment.

Can't play any of my instruments anymore.  I have come to dislike driving and electronics aren't fun anymore.

I think I'd trade all the ass grabs that I've received lately for a good garage band/cobweb knocking rendition of Acquiesce, She's Electric or Can't Get There From Here.

Eh, nevermind.

@sean92008 your Sandy Kofax moment?
Do you want 3 wives?