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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1980 on: December 29, 2019, 10:04:15 AM »
Word on the street—that someone gave @Chimp Covfefe  the *Y-Strap* (the MOST Powerful *Game-Changing* Adjustment) for Christmas. I did not know that our Chimp has SCOLIOSIS. Please Chimp do not go visit Dr Joseph Cipriano. Y-Strap Chiropractor in Greenville, SC.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1981 on: December 29, 2019, 10:38:11 AM »
Word on the street—that someone gave @Chimp Covfefe  the *Y-Strap* (the MOST Powerful *Game-Changing* Adjustment) for Christmas. I did not know that our Chimp has SCOLIOSIS. Please Chimp do not go visit Dr Joseph Cipriano. Y-Strap Chiropractor in Greenville, SC.

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1211030132355485699

I believe all chimps have scoliosis. Why else would they walk on their knuckles? Perhaps @Chimp Covfefe  can get his cousin, Champ to get into the chimp chiro scam business. Then they can open up Chimp and Champ's Chiropractic Clinic and Psychic Parlor
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1982 on: December 29, 2019, 01:46:15 PM »
I believe all chimps have scoliosis. Why else would they walk on their knuckles? Perhaps @Chimp Covfefe  can get his cousin, Champ to get into the chimp chiro scam business. Then they can open up Chimp and Champ's Chiropractic Clinic and Psychic Parlor
Chimp and Champ's Chiropractic Clinic and Psychic Parlor. Sounds like a great idea.
Will they be selling T Shirts @TigerLily ?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1983 on: December 29, 2019, 02:27:07 PM »
The wind was blowing hard today and I thought that the sand blowing across the beach toward the water looked eerie. 

Here is a short clip.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1984 on: December 29, 2019, 02:33:14 PM »
The wind was blowing hard today and I thought that the sand blowing across the beach toward the water looked eerie. 

Here is a short clip.



I like it!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1985 on: December 29, 2019, 02:48:16 PM »
Chimp and Champ's Chiropractic Clinic and Psychic Parlor. Sounds like a great idea.
Will they be selling T Shirts @TigerLily ?

I think so. But the sleeves might be a little too long
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1986 on: December 29, 2019, 02:50:05 PM »
The wind was blowing hard today and I thought that the sand blowing across the beach toward the water looked eerie. 

Here is a short clip.



Is that a Sandsquatch up on the dunes?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1987 on: December 29, 2019, 04:56:37 PM »
It was a really nice day here. Mrs. Walks decided that we should take a family day trip. Mrs. Walks wanted to go the Aloha Safari Park and look at the 400 rescue animals this guy has down in Harnett County, Little Walks wanted to be left alone to play video games.   My suggestion was the Devil's Tramping Ground - which is a mysterious and haunted circle of barren ground way out in the sticks.  Satan once danced a little jig there in days gone by and since then nothing will grow there.  In order to reach it one must take Devils Tramping Ground Road.   

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We went to the animal park of course.  Mrs. Walks is a sensible woman.  ;)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1988 on: December 29, 2019, 06:20:30 PM »
It was a really nice day here. Mrs. Walks decided that we should take a family day trip. Mrs. Walks wanted to go the Aloha Safari Park and look at the 400 rescue animals this guy has down in Harnett County, Little Walks wanted to be left alone to play video games.   My suggestion was the Devil's Tramping Ground - which is a mysterious and haunted circle of barren ground way out in the sticks.  Satan once danced a little jig there in days gone by and since then nothing will grow there.  In order to reach it one must take Devils Tramping Ground Road.   

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We went to the animal park of course.  Mrs. Walks is a sensible woman.  ;)

Obviously a UFO landing spot. Piloted by the Devil. Welcome back  :). Staying long?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1989 on: December 29, 2019, 06:40:54 PM »
More proof that monkeys are muslims. Scourge of humanity. Yucky and disgusting vile creatures sired by satan herself.

Sadly, there's shit-flingers in every group  8)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1990 on: December 29, 2019, 06:43:52 PM »
Obviously a UFO landing spot. Piloted by the Devil. Welcome back  :). Staying long?

It's nice to be able to check out Ellgab again.  Went on a cruise, picked up something evil on the flight back home and got sick.  Got better and ever since, Mrs. Walks has been working me like a mule - all kinds of home projects and repairs that I didn't get to during the year as I was too busy with work.  She gave me a day off today.   :P

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1991 on: December 29, 2019, 07:03:36 PM »
It's nice to be able to check out Ellgab again.  Went on a cruise, picked up something evil on the flight back home and got sick.  Got better and ever since, Mrs. Walks has been working me like a mule - all kinds of home projects and repairs that I didn't get to during the year as I was too busy with work.  She gave me a day off today.   :P

@Walks_At_Night how are the birds doing?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1992 on: December 29, 2019, 07:09:40 PM »
@Walks_At_Night how are the birds doing?

They are doing just fine.  Still do not know why Morg! passed.  Mrs. Walks replaced him with a rescue love bird named Milo.
Looks kind of like this - sharp looking little bird.   

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1993 on: December 29, 2019, 07:25:17 PM »
They are doing just fine.  Still do not know why Morg! passed.  Mrs. Walks replaced him with a rescue love bird named Milo.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1994 on: December 29, 2019, 07:44:39 PM »
Kielbasa farts are harmful to the avian species.

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