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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2490 on: February 09, 2020, 03:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on February 09, 2020, 02:59:48 PM
DON'T BE A FILTHY DISGUSTATOR!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2491 on: February 09, 2020, 03:03:12 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2492 on: February 09, 2020, 04:22:17 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 09, 2020, 08:46:43 AM
@Jayzelady  don't all catfish look like this?

LOLOLOLOL
I might have a problem eating one if they did look that cute. 😁

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2493 on: February 09, 2020, 05:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on February 09, 2020, 02:59:48 PM
DISGUSTATOR
I still say that was the best Priest album ever!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2494 on: February 09, 2020, 05:13:19 PM »
Quote from: KSM on February 09, 2020, 05:04:39 PM
I still say that was the best Priest album ever!

SHE
IS
THE
DISGUSTATOR
THIS
IS
THE
DISGUSTATOR

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2495 on: February 10, 2020, 01:57:20 PM »
And at night under covers as he's sliding into you
Does it set your sweat on fire?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2496 on: February 12, 2020, 08:08:09 PM »
I used some new stuff on my hair today and it's kinda freaking me out. It's...fruity....I don't feel like hair should smell fruity. I keep thinking my nose will get used to it and ignore it, but it's not working so far.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2497 on: February 12, 2020, 08:43:29 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on February 12, 2020, 08:08:09 PM
I used some new stuff on my hair today and it's kinda freaking me out. It's...fruity....I don't feel like hair should smell fruity. I keep thinking my nose will get used to it and ignore it, but it's not working so far.

Butterflies and bees will be attracted to it.

Bzzzzzzzzz!
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2498 on: February 12, 2020, 08:57:00 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on February 12, 2020, 08:43:29 PM
Butterflies and bees will be attracted to it.

Bzzzzzzzzz!
Yes, I suppose I should be glad I don't live anywhere I'd have to worry about fruitbats.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2499 on: February 12, 2020, 09:12:49 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on February 12, 2020, 08:43:29 PM
Butterflies and bees will be attracted to it.

Bzzzzzzzzz!

OHSHITABEE

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2500 on: February 12, 2020, 09:31:28 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on February 12, 2020, 08:08:09 PM
I used some new stuff on my hair today and it's kinda freaking me out. It's...fruity....I don't feel like hair should smell fruity. I keep thinking my nose will get used to it and ignore it, but it's not working so far.
How "fruity" does it smell? Like is it Billy Porter fruity? Coz that's muthaFuckin fruity.. be glad it doesn't smell like ass.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2501 on: February 12, 2020, 09:44:23 PM »
Quote from: anniem on February 12, 2020, 09:12:49 PM
OHSHITABEE

Now that song is stuck in my head again
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2502 on: February 13, 2020, 05:52:33 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on February 12, 2020, 09:44:23 PM
Now that song is stuck in my head again

Oh shit a fucking bee
A fucking bee fucking almost stung fucking me
A fucking bee almost just fucking stung me
A fucking bee almost just fucking stung
Oh shit a bee
Oh shit a bee
Oh shit a bee
Oh shit a bee

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2503 on: February 13, 2020, 01:05:20 PM »
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2504 on: February 13, 2020, 01:07:22 PM »
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