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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6510 on: August 30, 2023, 10:18:32 PM »
All but one of my longtime friends are dead. The one is a parent of younger kids, so I don't bother him.

I went to a recently-deceased friend's Wikipedia page. They removed all references to his death and his last release.

For a moment or three, I really thought to myself I should call him.

Yeah.



Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6511 on: August 30, 2023, 10:53:28 PM »
All but one of my longtime friends are dead. The one is a parent of younger kids, so I don't bother him.

I went to a recently-deceased friend's Wikipedia page. They removed all references to his death and his last release.

For a moment or three, I really thought to myself I should call him.

Yeah.

If I may,  I think you should call him. C'mon man - get your act together.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6512 on: August 31, 2023, 07:51:53 AM »
If I may,  I think you should call him. C'mon man - get your act together.

I'll stick to the status quo for now... Dead friend is still dead, live friend is a busy dude.

When I say that I think cell phones killed most of my friends, I am serious. I think I lost a couple to HIV and related stuff. Alcohol got its share, but weird cancers have been the worst.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6513 on: August 31, 2023, 08:37:49 AM »
I'll stick to the status quo for now... Dead friend is still dead, live friend is a busy dude.

When I say that I think cell phones killed most of my friends, I am serious. I think I lost a couple to HIV and related stuff. Alcohol got its share, but weird cancers have been the worst.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6514 on: August 31, 2023, 09:55:35 AM »
When I say that I think cell phones killed most of my friends, I am serious.

Shouldn't say stuff like that out loud man.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6515 on: August 31, 2023, 11:59:19 AM »
Shouldn't say stuff like that out loud man.

We all know it...

One person I could name without doxing myself is Kid Ramos. Fortunately, he lived. He was acquaintances with a friend of mine who was receiving cancer treatment at the same time at Kaiser. Ewing's sarcoma is considered a rare pediatric cancer yet he got it as an old man an inch away from where he kept his cell phone.

Another is Diane Gershuny. She kept her cell phone in her bra cup... That's where it all started for her.

Since this electronic leash and monitoring system is integral for other aspects of our future society, the truth about cell phones will never fully be disclosed.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6516 on: August 31, 2023, 12:45:38 PM »
We all know it...

One person I could name without doxing myself is Kid Ramos. Fortunately, he lived. He was acquaintances with a friend of mine who was receiving cancer treatment at the same time at Kaiser. Ewing's sarcoma is considered a rare pediatric cancer yet he got it as an old man an inch away from where he kept his cell phone.

Another is Diane Gershuny. She kept her cell phone in her bra cup... That's where it all started for her.

Since this electronic leash and monitoring system is integral for other aspects of our future society, the truth about cell phones will never fully be disclosed.

In the fine print that comes with I-Phones there is apparently a warning stating 'Do not hold directly to head' that's not verbatim but pretty close.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6517 on: September 01, 2023, 10:24:26 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6518 on: September 01, 2023, 05:53:54 PM »
Ladies and Germs...The Globe of Death!


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6519 on: September 01, 2023, 08:15:12 PM »
Here's one that is even too sick for @Walks_At_Night

This guy was a Stern caller known as Claire From New Jersey who was banned years ago for nutty calls.

He wrote a 24 page manifesto admitting to some of his crimes.



The cop ain't lying.
I am not going to post any of the crimes but they are sicker than anything you can imagine.
The sick fuck spent 10 hours on a stream with another Stern hanger-on just days before turning himself in and kept alluding to how his life was going to change after he had a meal at Burger King last Saturday.

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A copy of this confession is being emailed to various parties prior to turning myself in: local media in
Stuart, FL (TCPalm), local media in West Palm Beach, local media in Newton, NJ (The New Jersey Herald),
local media contacts in Boulder & Denver, CO, my contacts at the Stuart PD, and a few of the folks who
were copied on my “Road to Recovery” emails that I sent out while I was in rehab. Here’s the deal: I am a
church-desecrating animal-abusing pedophile – a total monster and a sociopath - who has done
incalculable damage to an unknown number of innocent people all over the country. I’m tired of running
from my crimes and I am ready to turn myself in and face punishment. This confession is the first step in
that process. I’ve done my best to remember all the locations for the church masturbation/desecration
sessions. I used Google Maps to find what I believe is the exact address for each location. Also - this is not
a complete list of my crimes against Christians (which are absolutely Federal Hate Crimes), children,
animals, and homeless people but it represents a best attempt at listing out the worst of the worst.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6520 on: September 02, 2023, 05:30:44 AM »
Here's one that is even too sick for @Walks_At_Night

Damn @Bart Ell The Chief was pretty shookup in that clip.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6521 on: September 02, 2023, 06:02:47 AM »
Damn @Bart Ell The Chief was pretty shookup in that clip.

This part may have done it.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6522 on: September 02, 2023, 06:18:57 AM »
Meanwhile, there is a damned dinosaur running around Missouri.



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6523 on: September 02, 2023, 07:37:58 AM »
Meanwhile, there is a damned dinosaur running around Missouri.



Errrmmm yeeaahh

Be cool if it was true. Except for the death of the guy of course.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6524 on: September 02, 2023, 07:46:00 AM »
I like how, like the EVPs, the dinosaurs carry reverbs.
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