Major Screwball under his alias Ed Dames is on. He sounded depressed, Noory began with his usual 'Ed, how are yeeeewww?' Ed responded in a flat tone 'Fair to middlin'. Noory of course expressed no curiosity as to Ed's deflated mood, didn't ask about his health or personal problems.
Then Ed explained he's been in semi-retirement and *drum roll* after tonight's appearance he is going into full time retirement, it's his last Coast to Coast appearance.
Guarantee you he'll be on the show again this year.
lol he just said the greatest accomplishment of his career is his discovery that DNA is more than the 2 strands we've been taught - Ed discovered there is a 3rd strand in DNA but it is invisible. A Nobel Prize in Biology is surely coming to him.