Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[Morgus]

 Noory keeps referring to tonight as the holiday season but thats Christmas time not July 4th!

[sean92008]

Is it illegal to openly solicit someone to shove a cucumber down Cornholio's cock-sized throat?

His call lasted longer than it took for me to brush my hair and teeth, floss, fluoride rinse, wash my face, rinse my glasses off, throw a mouthwash bottle in the trash and unseal a new one and throw my clothes in a hamper.

When I returned to my bedroom radio, I dialed in 810 KSFO to listen to a repeat of RedEye Radio.

I looked for the text line to send a message insulting Cornholio,  but i deleted all my texts...

Die Cornholio, like the ex-con you are...

[Smokin Hot Bob]

Is it illegal to openly solicit someone to shove a cucumber down Cornholio's cock-sized throat?

His call lasted longer than it took for me to brush my hair and teeth, floss, fluoride rinse, wash my face, rinse my glasses off, throw a mouthwash bottle in the trash and unseal a new one and throw my clothes in a hamper.

When I returned to my bedroom radio, I dialed in 810 KSFO to listen to a repeat of RedEye Radio.

I looked for the text line to send a message insulting Cornholio,  but i deleted all my texts...

Die Cornholio, like the ex-con you are...

One year and three months. He is keeping us updated on how long his feet have been rotting from going unwashed. This might require medical intervention. He asks us for our prayers.

[Morgus]

Cornelius added more to his story tonight- now he claimed he hasn't been able to change clothes in 3 years!
So he now thinks he has the syndrome  Celine Dion has!
Now Mike the Millennial just called in for a 2nd time - the sad pack clogging the phone lines again...

[PB]

Noory keeps referring to tonight as the holiday season but thats Christmas time not July 4th!

After flunking out of dental school, he got his degree in communications.

What must he have been like before he took all those classes?

[Walks_At_Night]

Mrs. WAN just finished cutting my hair [as she has done for more than 30+ years].  When I got up out of the chair the clock read 11:11.

Freaked out?  Yes indeed.  Should I contact the Numbers Lady?

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[KSM]

Mrs. WAN just finished cutting my hair [as she has done for more than 30+ years].  When I got up out of the chair the clock read 11:11.

Freaked out?  Yes indeed.  Should I contact the Numbers Lady?

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Shave that head and start anew. ?  Although what if it doesn't grow back!?

[Walks_At_Night]

Shave that head and start anew. ?  Although what if it doesn't grow back!?

As long as it comes back long and strong in the back and I could rock a skullet, I'll be fine.

[Morgus]

Noory just introduced his psychic guest tonight and said this is her first time on the show - then he said "welcome  back!" 

[sean92008]

The John Phillips show on KSFO/KABC had a caller today who is rambling wackadoodle-like. The co-host, Randy Wang, said that "we're not Coast to Coast..."

[JUAN]

I guess all late night hosts get their own Sad Packs.  Lionel on WABC has a guy who calls at least once a week literally crying because his mother died. She was old and he is old too.  Last night Lionel told him his mother would want him to do something - almost saying suck it up and be a man.  Maybe he’ll call next week and say he changed his clothes.

[sean92008]

So, according to Whitley, the grays shit through their skin. Maybe that's why they're smell is like a wet paper bag. I mean I don't know what they're eating when they skin shit, but it does explain the odor. Kind of.

[PB]

So, according to Whitley, the grays shit through their skin. Maybe that's why they're smell is like a wet paper bag. I mean I don't know what they're eating when they skin shit, but it does explain the odor. Kind of.

If he knows that, one would think he'd be better at evading them when they came to fetch him.

[Smokin Hot Bob]

So, according to Whitley, the grays shit through their skin. Maybe that's why they're smell is like a wet paper bag. I mean I don't know what they're eating when they skin shit, but it does explain the odor. Kind of.

Copper, Whitley says they like copper, and lots of it. He says the two best sources for that mineral supplement are cattle and HUMANS.

Noory can be so insensitive.

N: "Did they hurt you?"

W: "Yeah, they RAPED me and it took me 20 years to get over the injury."

[sean92008]

Copper, Whitley says they like copper, and lots of it. He says the two best sources for that mineral supplement are cattle and HUMANS.

Noory can be so insensitive.

N: "Did they hurt you?"

W: "Yeah, they RAPED me and it took me 20 years to get over the injury."

Driving with the shitshow on, when Noory asked Whitley when he thought about writing the book, even I remembered that Whitley mentioned the Reddit post.

Somebody's not paying attention, which is probably a lifelong skill of the dull one.