ASK KSM anything

[ItsOver]

I thought I would die.  I'm not exaggerating either.  It was so bad that I was considering getting to the firearm the "Captain" had stored in the upper compartment and shooting him then chucking his ass overboard.  Like I said, if the Navy didn't show up who knows what would've happened.  We were in waters we shouldn't have been.  I was tempted to ask the Navy guys to take me with them.  I was fucking DONE. @KSM

I'll share it with you in detail via PM soon.  Right now I have to make tuna salad and deviled eggs. 

Dayum.  No wonder you can’t sleep.   

[KSM]

Seattle and Portland are vibrant youthful cities with lots of culture, outdoorsy stuff, MUSIC and each with their own mountain. Of course you wouldn't be interested

They were vibrant youthful cities in the 90's when I visited them.

[JUAN]

Is the word spelled hoser or houser?

[KSM]

Is the word spelled hoser or houser?

Hoser.   Doug Mackenzie is a real hoser.

[StarrMountain]

@StarrMountain  I have a question for you.
What did you do to be noted in the Hall Of Frame? If you can remember. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah=wrong thread, KSM.

Lol.  Actually, no.  I'll have to "Ask Bart."    +1

[paladin1991]

Seattle and Portland are vibrant youthful cities with lots of culture, outdoorsy stuff, MUSIC and each with their own mountain. Of course you wouldn't be interested

bullshit.  they are leftist strongholds led by marxist administrations.  Explain the Chad.  Explain the rioting.  Excuse me, the exuberant 'utes caught up in the destruction of private and public property. 

Nope.  Leaflets should be dropped advising all true Americans to depart within 48 hours.  Then drop FAE Fuel Air Explosive, in series, over the two shitholes.

[paladin1991]

Oh, Hey Damondo, doing fine.  You?  Any fishing?

[damon]

Oh, Hey Damondo, doing fine.  You?  Any fishing?

I am doing fine. I did some fishing on Friday afternoon in one of  my fishing spots. I caught 3 rainbows and I put them on the BBQ for dinner last night. I love eating fresh fish.

[paladin1991]

I am doing fine. I did some fishing on Friday afternoon in one of  my fishing spots. I caught 3 rainbows and I put them on the BBQ for dinner last night. I love eating fresh fish.

Nothing like it.

[damon]

Nothing like it.

how are you doing? Have you done any fishing lately??

[whoozit]

What do you think of Quebec doors?

[KSM]

What do you think of Quebec doors?

The lyrics to Light My Fire sound better in French.
Break On Through, not so much.

[whoozit]

The lyrics to Light My Fire sound better in French.
Break On Through, not so much.

I mean the doors that think they are French, but only one side opens up.

[KSM]

I mean the doors that think they are French, but only one side opens up.

My friend, you said Quebec doors. French doors date back much further than Canada. All the way back to the French Renaissance in the seventeenth century.

This is the correct reply but my initial reply was perfect and you couldn't leave well enough alone. You damn Okie from Muskogee.

[whoozit]

I ain’t from Muskogee, I’m from Doofusville.