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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #540 on: October 17, 2021, 02:28:49 PM »
Well then.  That's a lot to digest.  Who the fuck is Kim Shuman?  Oh, this is still the ASK KSM Thread, right?  I have so many questions.  Sooo many...

Who was your favorite guitar player?
Who was your favorite singer?
Were Kim Shuman's beef curtains symmetrical?
Why not refer to Kim Shuman's labia as a floppy taco?  That's my fav.
Why did you take karate?  The gayest of martial arts.
Do you still masturbate?
Do you like buckwheat pancakes?
Who is you favorite poster here?  Actually, the answer is me.  I already knew that.
How many Christmases will you have?  I'm putting the over/under at 3.
Do you use Gold Bond powder? I recommend it.
How did Don Knotts die?

A lot there.

Back then my fav player was most likely Angus. George Lynch and John Sykes would come later.
Elvis, Waylon, Don Dokken (studio performances only) Coverdale, Anne Wilson
Kim was scrumptious. Pinstripe skintight jeans and everything was just.. there. She was also unobtainable so that made her even more desirable.
Karate was the first, soon after came boxing and wrestling in high school. Wouldn't rastlin' be the gay one?
I masturbate if I have to. And so does every guy here. Even the cat ladies Tickle The Dr. from time to time.
I like REAL pancakes. Why try and make them healthy? That's not fooling anybody.
2 Christmases.
Used Gold Bond today pre workout.
I don't know.



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« Reply #541 on: October 21, 2021, 03:07:00 PM »
@KSM

I am so sorry to learn that your Queen is ailing. May she soon recover and continue her reign over you, Bart and the Dominion of Canada!

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1451306168937168901


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« Reply #542 on: October 21, 2021, 04:53:10 PM »
@KSM

I am so sorry to learn that your Queen is ailing. May she soon recover and continue her reign over you, Bart and the Dominion of Canada!

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1451306168937168901


hehehe (I'm giggling) So you felt like slumming it and made your way on over to my lil thread. I can't wait till she croaks and neither I or anybody that I know pays any attention to it.

I'll bet by then I will be in the ever declining USA.  yaaay  :-\

WAN  were you the guy who'd go out with your friends to the bar and mouth off starting fights and then offer to hold your friends jackets while they fought the entire bar?

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« Reply #543 on: October 21, 2021, 05:04:34 PM »
hehehe (I'm giggling) So you felt like slumming it and made your way on over to my lil thread. I can't wait till she croaks and neither I or anybody that I know pays any attention to it.

I'll bet by then I will be in the ever declining USA.  yaaay  :-\

WAN  were you the guy who'd go out with your friends to the bar and mouth off starting fights and then offer to hold your friends jackets while they fought the entire bar?

I guess I can share your disappointment with your Sovereign. Was kind of hoping for an intervention after that last elecion. "Trudeau, the people may want you but I do not. You are dismissed."  What a delightful shitstorm that would have been.

Regarding the bar. Yes, that may have happened once or twice. At least I have friends though.............

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« Reply #544 on: October 21, 2021, 05:42:31 PM »
hehehe (I'm giggling) So you felt like slumming it and made your way on over to my lil thread. I can't wait till she croaks and neither I or anybody that I know pays any attention to it.

I'll bet by then I will be in the ever declining USA.  yaaay  :-\

WAN  were you the guy who'd go out with your friends to the bar and mouth off starting fights and then offer to hold your friends jackets while they fought the entire bar?

What happens to the bills and coins she's on when she dies and Charles's picture is supposed to be on all the currency?

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« Reply #545 on: October 21, 2021, 05:47:20 PM »
What happens to the bills and coins she's on when she dies and Charles's picture is supposed to be on all the currency?

Eeeewwww........

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« Reply #546 on: October 21, 2021, 07:31:03 PM »
At least I have friends though.............
PFFFFFF  YOUR FRIENDS ARE BIIIIRRRRRDS!!

What happens to the bills and coins she's on when she dies and Charles's picture is supposed to be on all the currency?
You guys will have to take that up with Bart although I doubt anything will change as Charlie will feel compelled to do right by Mumsie and keep things as they are. Besides, his ears won't fit on the money.

Eeeewwww........
Imagine his earwax. Nutella like, I bet.

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« Reply #547 on: November 01, 2021, 08:56:33 PM »
Would you do me a favor?  Think of it as an early Christmas and birthday present for me.  (Remember...it's on Christmas eve)  Stick to one fucking screen name at least through the holidays goddammit.  KSM would be nice.  Thanks.

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« Reply #548 on: November 01, 2021, 11:34:20 PM »
Would you do me a favor?  Think of it as an early Christmas and birthday present for me.  (Remember...it's on Christmas eve)  Stick to one fucking screen name at least through the holidays goddammit.  KSM would be nice.  Thanks.
Absolutely my friend. I will, and I would, but Bart likes to play god (lil g) with my names. Yeah I decided to be Thrust for a week but when I told the fucker to return things to normal this is what I wind up with.  KSM would be fine for Christmas but from here you're going to ask the favor of him. In his ask thread.  Hmm what are the odds that doesn't fuel the fire..

This current goofballery is his doing - not mine.

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« Reply #549 on: November 01, 2021, 11:59:02 PM »
Absolutely my friend. I will, and I would, but Bart likes to play god (lil g) with my names. Yeah I decided to be Thrust for a week but when I told the fucker to return things to normal this is what I wind up with.  KSM would be fine for Christmas but from here you're going to ask the favor of him. In his ask thread.  Hmm what are the odds that doesn't fuel the fire..

This current goofballery is his doing - not mine.

Why don't we get @Bart Ell  to change your name to goofballery?
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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« Reply #550 on: November 02, 2021, 04:53:37 AM »
Absolutely my friend. I will, and I would, but Bart likes to play god (lil g) with my names. Yeah I decided to be Thrust for a week but when I told the fucker to return things to normal this is what I wind up with.  KSM would be fine for Christmas but from here you're going to ask the favor of him. In his ask thread.  Hmm what are the odds that doesn't fuel the fire..

This current goofballery is his doing - not mine.

You do like to have different holiday names.  Christmas Penis comes to mind.  I may be wrong.  Plus, I get confused at times.  I don't desire to fuel the fire.  In fact, I withdraw my request.

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« Reply #551 on: November 02, 2021, 04:57:55 AM »
Why don't we get @Bart Ell  to change your name to goofballery?


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« Reply #552 on: November 02, 2021, 10:03:15 AM »
We approach the point of ridiculousness now.  See what he's done.. @ShayP

You do like to have different holiday names.  Christmas Penis comes to mind.  I may be wrong.  Plus, I get confused at times.  I don't desire to fuel the fire.  In fact, I withdraw my request.
  At this point I'll just riiiiide it out.


It is an obscure song that nobody knows so there is no joke here.  SheeeSH!

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« Reply #553 on: November 02, 2021, 10:21:42 AM »
We approach the point of ridiculousness now.  See what he's done.. @ShayP
  At this point I'll just riiiiide it out.
It is an obscure song that nobody knows so there is no joke here.  SheeeSH!

Oh Kay. So now you're the grown up. You're lucky Bart didn't go with Goofballery
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« Reply #554 on: November 02, 2021, 10:24:42 AM »
Oh Kay. So now you're the grown up. You're lucky Bart didn't go with Goofballery
Please.  You need a good Thrusting!