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[HamsterMuscle]

It all just confirms his attraction to Falkie, Joe Biden, and so on.

And YOU!  You left out you.

[KSM]

Oh, is that your penis?  I've never seen one so...old.

You're a bit like the moon, aren't you.  You shine so bright in these posts where you rage at how much of a "moron" and a "bitch" I am.  Makes you feel really...I don't know...powerful?  Relevant?  But it's only reflected light.  It needs the sun, otherwise it is just cold and lifeless.  Like that old penis of yours. 

That's why you keep trying to bait me into flame wars with you.  But you're just too easy.  I prefer to save my good stuff for @PB.  Now, there's a girl who knows how to play hard to get.  And for extra fun, he can actually hit the ball back over the net on occasion, to the delight of the group of barking seals who make up his groupies.  Who have you got?  Oh, Damon...well...I might toss you a pity fuck sometime, if you can think of something witty to say, rather than hosing down the thread with flying ropes of semen.  Keep hope alive.

Hehehe  Look at how triggered you are. You're an easy study and your overexuberance to get some kind of last word in just jumps off the screen.  You save your "good stuff" for PB"?  LOL Way to bolster your existence here. You're good for Bart's page views, so there's a feather in your cap! 

[Walks_At_Night]

I would do that. Some sanding will also be in order if I'm understanding you correctly.

pictures? @Walks_At_Night

Thanks for the advice. I'll get some up when i can.  Up to my asshole in filth ATM

[ShayP]

After years of watching Quincy in the past and present, it only occurred to me after watching an episode tonight...How does he have a landline on his boat?  He's just floating around and gets up to answer a call on something like this:

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[KSM]

After years of watching Quincy in the past and present, it only occurred to me after watching an episode tonight...How does he have a landline on his boat?  He's just floating around and gets up to answer a call on something like this:

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I actually took the time to draw you a diagram on how a docked boat with all the required hookups connects to the communications hub of a marina. If I hadn't lost my phone, AGAIN, I could take a picture of the drawn picture and post it for you but I feel that I have answered you question satisfactorily. yes? @ShayP

in short; the boat connects to shit while docked

[ShayP]

No.  You didn't answer my question.  No diagram needed.  You could just describe it right here! Which I noticed you did.  Late edit, huh? Or me just not paying attention?

He wasn't docked!!!!!!!  He was floating around sexing some woman out in the water.  Oh well.  Just one of those TV blunders. 

And since this is an ASK thread.  Why won't you stop losing your phone?  tsk tsk

I do appreciate you drawing a diagram.  That was very thoughtful of you to use that as an instrument to get it through my thick skull.

Another question if I may.  How did Quincy pull so many chicks? 

[KSM]

How did Quincy pull so many chicks? 

Rope. Duct tape. Knives, booze and candy

[ShayP]

Rope. Duct tape. Knives, booze and candy

Well, that kills it for me.  I was certain you would say his good looks, charm, and knowledge of anatomy.  But by the way you spelled that out, now I think he has a rape boat instead of a rape van.   

[KSM]

Well, that kills it for me.  I was certain you would say his good looks, charm, and knowledge of anatomy.  But by the way you spelled that out, now I think he has a rape boat instead of a rape van.   

Rape Boat is my wrestling name.

[ShayP]

Rape Boat is my wrestling name.

So, we could be a tag team of Rape Boat and Hot Tub Crane!  The NEW Road Warriors.  Sort of like these guys:

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Although replace Hawk with a likeness of Dusty Rhodes.  Me and my man-teats.  Better likeness.

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[JUAN]

With Dusty you need Cowboy Bill Watts.

[HamsterMuscle]

<----Guilty.

Can't embed videos ( @BartEll ) but...

https://i.imgur.com/t94WlyL.mp4

[KSM]

Can't embed videos ( @BartEll ) but...

https://i.imgur.com/t94WlyL.mp4

Hmm,  seems far less creepy whenever I do it.

[PB]

KSM, what in the world ever became of sweet Jane?  She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same.

[HamsterMuscle]

KSM, what in the world ever became of sweet Jane?  She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same.

Ain't it a shame?