ASK KSM anything

[HamsterMuscle]

@TigerLily

So, you've lived about as long as you care too, then?

[KSM]

So, you've lived about as long as you care too, then?

No, not at all. It's just that I know that you, and Tigerlily, and Bart - as well as many others on the various "gab" boards WHACK OFF TO THE NUMEROUS SINFUL MANBEAST IMAGES of me that can be found on the interwebs.

LISTEN!::: I am pretty much a human being! I have actual, realized, sentient feelings as a "person, place, or thang!"

There shall be no giving up of the buttocks! The bum! The playpen! The BOOOOOOOTIE!

and i'm not g'hey  and that ruins it all for you   luckily for @TigerLily though  FEAST YOUR EYES, LUNCHBOX!

[HamsterMuscle]

and i'm not g'hey 

I'd hit it.

Say, what are you doing later?  Up for a little frottage?  DM me, butterbuns.

THE NUMEROUS SINFUL MANBEAST IMAGES of me that can be found on the interwebs.

As a wise woman recently opined, "Ick"

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[PolkaDot]

Littleton is close to my new area (Greenwood Village) I talked to a drummer from Littleton tonight. Nice guy, great drummer. That fucking @PolkaDot lives in Denver so I'll have to watch out for the witches' cauldron.  I don't want to wind up in there! 

Why does everyone always assume I’m a Witch!? Never mind, don’t answer that.

Good to hear @KSM , I’ll expect you every Monday and Thursday to mow the lawn. Do it early, once the heat of the day comes in plant life gets a little sad. Don’t forget to give a little extra water to my fruit trees in the back if it’s going to be particularly hot. Also, make sure the wood is chopped and stacked neatly by Wednesday evening. I have the coven girls over on Thursdays and Saturdays and like things to be tidy and ready to go. Last bit, first Monday of the month I’d like you to clean the windows. The pool boy used to do it but I’m giving him the summer off as a treat for being such a good boy.

[TigerLily]

Why does everyone always assume I’m a Witch!? Never mind, don’t answer that.

Good to hear @KSM , I’ll expect you every Monday and Thursday to mow the lawn. Do it early, once the heat of the day comes in plant life gets a little sad. Don’t forget to give a little extra water to my fruit trees in the back if it’s going to be particularly hot. Also, make sure the wood is chopped and stacked neatly by Wednesday evening. I have the coven girls over on Thursdays and Saturdays and like things to be tidy and ready to go. Last bit, first Monday of the month I’d like you to clean the windows. The pool boy used to do it but I’m giving him the summer off as a treat for being such a good boy.

You know how to live @PolkaDot . We may have to share our favorite spells and potions. Since you are getting @KSM in your sphere of influence maybe you can give me some pointers for my bi-curious @HamsterMuscle

[KSM]

You're all crazy. And weird. G'night. 

[PolkaDot]

You know how to live @PolkaDot . We may have to share our favorite spells and potions. Since you are getting @KSM in your sphere of influence maybe you can give me some pointers for my bi-curious @HamsterMuscle

@TigerLily from the looks of things @HamsterMuscle and @KSM should just fuck and get it over with. I have a feeling neither will be satisfied but at least they’ll get their man-angst out and the rest of us don’t have to watch.

[TigerLily]

@TigerLily from the looks of things @HamsterMuscle and @KSM should just fuck and get it over with. I have a feeling neither will be satisfied but at least they’ll get their man-angst out and the rest of us don’t have to watch.

You sure I can't watch?    Hamster is pitching 

[HamsterMuscle]

You sure I can't watch? 

Tickets go on sale once the pants go down.

[PolkaDot]

You sure I can't watch? 

It’s your jello pit. You make the rules.

[PolkaDot]

Tickets go on sale once the pants go down.

You missed the part where ^almost ^ no one wants to watch.

[PolkaDot]

You sure I can't watch?    Hamster is pitching 

Lol 😆 nice edit

[TigerLily]

I've got the concessions stand. Corndogs and popsicles

[HamsterMuscle]

You missed the part where ^almost ^ no one wants to watch.

Oh come off it, Miss Thing, you know you want to.

We'll film it and you can watch it when no one else is around.  Like in the shower.

[KSM]

And I have the 10.75" corndog that none of you will ever have the pleasure of eating.  Pack o' damn fucked up thread ruining shitcunts.