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[HamsterMuscle]

No. Too much trouble.  I’ll eat something else.

Burger King occasionally has 2-for-1 Whopper deals.

By the way, the Whoppers here in the Philippines are slightly smaller, but much better tasting than those in the USA.  Quantity, not quality is the American way when it comes to food these days.

[HamsterMuscle]

No. Too much trouble.  I’ll eat something else.

I hear you @JUAN  Here's a couple of recipes that are simple and taste sensational:

White chicken chili, five ingredients, short cooking time.  I add avocado pieces and cilantro, but you do you.

https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/5-ingredient-easy-white-chicken-chili-recipe/

Pulled pork, three ingredients.  I put it in brioche buns, but that may not work for you.  Good over rice and other arrangements, though.

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/3-ingredient-pulled-pork/97ce3e03-1178-416c-8073-e1e37987e060

Do you know that allergy that you have to wheat is caused by what PB calls "natural immunity"?  It's true!  Sometimes that component of the body's immune system attacks things that are not harmful.  Responsible for asthma, too.  Crazy, isn't it? 

[sean92008]

I don't know where this will be seen by the most eyes... Where should it go, @KSM?

https://facebookuserprivacysettlement.com/#submit-claim

[KSM]

I don't know where this will be seen by the most eyes... Where should it go, @KSM?

https://facebookuserprivacysettlement.com/#submit-claim

This is as good as place as any. Everybody likes me so they often check here to see what's going on, so.. posting it here will assure that it will be seen by all. Even me. I saw it because I wanted to see what I was doing. Thank you, Sean.

[HamsterMuscle]

Dave's Killer Bread follow-up...
I never realized that breads were sliced in odd numbers and nutritional facts would be based on one slice...

I based the 13 slice count on the weight of a loaf as given on the bag, and the weight of a slice from their web site.  I'm guessing that the weight of the slice is either rounded up or down, and depending on which, would mean that there are really 12 or 14 slices, not 13.

I didn't want to spell all of this out, because it is boring and irrelevant, but then I realized which thread to which I am posting.

[PolkaDot]

I hear you @JUAN  Here's a couple of recipes that are simple and taste sensational:

White chicken chili, five ingredients, short cooking time.  I add avocado pieces and cilantro, but you do you.

https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/5-ingredient-easy-white-chicken-chili-recipe/

Mr. Adorable, this one looks good. I'm putting the ingredients on my grocery list. Thanks!

[HamsterMuscle]

Mr. Adorable

Note to @PB : Did you notice how the hot babes here on Ellgrab refer to me as "Mister Muscle" or "Mister Adorable" while you're known as "Mister Seatsniffer"?

That's because I provide them with recipes, makeup advice, and listen sympathetically while they go on and on about some chick at work who looked at them the wrong way; while you mostly function as the source of something I can defend their honor about.

I will leave the take-home message in all of this as an exercise for your deprogramming.

[PB]

... That's because I provide them with recipes, makeup advice, and listen sympathetically while they go on and on about some chick at work who looked at them the wrong way...

You're ghey, we know, you told us already.

[HamsterMuscle]

You're ghey, we know, you told us already.

Oh dear, I took you to the cusp of the answer and you backflipped away.

Whatever are we going to do with you, little buddie?  Isn't it time for you to spread your wings and upgrade from the Senda+ car to the Practically Normal car?  It has burritos and strippers.

[damon]

@KSM How are you doing? Whats new with you??

[KSM]

@KSM How are you doing? Whats new with you??

Doing well.

-I just bought a speedboat.
-Adopted 3 puppies. 
-Saved a child's life on July 6th by simply picking her up over my head as the car that was about to run her over grazed my knees as it continued on. Fucker was oblivious and so were her parents until it was almost too late.

Nothing but fucking scumbags.

[whoozit]

Am I weak for preferring to bend notes on my Les Paul?  When I do it on one of my strats my fingers look like a cheese stick that was attacked by a grater. @KSM

Is it worth upgrading from an Epiphone to a Gibson if I’m not playing professionally?

[KSM]

Am I weak for preferring to bend notes on my Les Paul?  When I do it on one of my strats my fingers look like a cheese stick that was attacked by a grater. @KSM

Is it worth upgrading from an Epiphone to a Gibson if I’m not playing professionally?

To the first part about grater fingers.. play more often an build up that skin. I suspect you may already know that?

Second part about upgrading to a Gibby? No. Unless you've got a few grand burning a hole in your pocket and want the name Gibson to look at and adore as you walk by it. I have one Epiphone Les Paul that I pimped up with all Gibson parts. Everything from the Bone nut to the pots and pickups and everything else but the structure itself. That thing is awesome and is more Gibson than the average 'Gibson' out there. That said, I am assuming your Epi plays well ETC.. You could take it in for a tune-up and switch to 9 gauge strings.

[sean92008]

Ever heard of Ed Roman?

[KSM]

Ever heard of Ed Roman?

He a Catholic fella'?
@Bardell Have you ever heard of Ed Roman?

Don't say wrong thread.