OK, serious question here...
I was preparing a quick power brunch for myself and had a little accident with the slicing tool thing I was using.
I was bleeding somewhat profusely, but I didn't dare look at it. And I bandaged myself up heavily with some heavy duty Japanese stuff that will stay stuck to your skin even after a nuclear blast.
Changing the bandage I finally had the nerve to look. Am I now considered accountable for eating my fingertip? Asking for myself.