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[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

Righteous 'Za or a disgusting blob of ick?

[sean92008]

How is this for a band name:

Planetary Mattresses

I was complimenting my cat, but the saying could go for any pussy... You are the prettiest {insert species here; girl, cat, dog, etc.} on this whole planetary mattress...

I learned this form of compliment ages ago. Very useful in self-effacing humor. "We were the best band ever on this stage today at 9:30! (etc.)
🙄🙄🙄

[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

What the hell is going on with the Dogman?  He's all old and has a pot gut now


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[KSM]

KSM,

What the hell is going on with the Dogman?  He's all old and has a pot gut now


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Common mistake my friend. Whatcha' got there is a pregnant Female Dogman! I know, it's odd but I speak the truth.

Her name is..  Tanya. Social worker by day - fuckin' mean ass grumpy wolf-bitch thing by night.

[Walks_At_Night]

Common mistake my friend. Whatcha' got there is a pregnant Female Dogman! I know, it's odd but I speak the truth.

Her name is..  Tanya. Social worker by day - fuckin' mean ass grumpy wolf-bitch thing by night.

Postmenopausal, pregnant, Dogwoman, Tanya.  Got it!  Thanx.

[TigerLily]

Postmenopausal, pregnant, Dogwoman, Tanya.  Got it!  Thanx.

Hey! It's hard out there for a pregnant Dogman having to go lair to lair making cave calls. Dogmen are well known for having violent unstable relationships. Unlike Cat ladies

[KSM]

Hey! It's hard out there for a pregnant Dogman having to go lair to lair making cave calls. Dogmen are well known for having violent unstable relationships. Unlike Cat ladies

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Childless Cat Lady.

*Runs away*

[damon]

KSM, Are you partying like a ROCKSTAR this weekend?

[KSM]

KSM,

Righteous 'Za or a disgusting blob of ick?

WAN that is fkn gross.

KSM, Are you partying like a ROCKSTAR this weekend?

Not in the office I'm not. Maybe later though. But not like a rockstar. More like a guy with about 90 listeners who hate him.

[damon]

WAN that is fkn gross.
Not in the office I'm not. Maybe later though. But not like a rockstar. More like a guy with about 90 89 listeners who hate him.

BTW I don't hate you and the other 89 people is just one person who has 88 sock puppet accounts.

[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

Pretty Vietnamese lady, entrepreneurial spirit, mechanically minded, not afraid to tear into stuff, huge tracts of land.  Yet keeps her wrench's, screwdrivers, rachets, sockets all mixed up in a heap on that cart.   Is that a deal breaker?

[Peter Wyngarde]

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Asian women cooking food with huge fake norks seems to be quite the thing on the intertubes. Walks's frantic trouser rubbing is likely to cause a fire if he isn't pacified somehow.

[Peter Wyngarde]

I got just the thing. I'm calling her 'Thai Sweet Kathy'. That should be enough to detumesce the horny old bastard!

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[sean92008]

KSM,

Pretty Vietnamese lady, entrepreneurial spirit, mechanically minded, not afraid to tear into stuff, huge tracts of land.  Yet keeps her wrench's, screwdrivers, rachets, sockets all mixed up in a heap on that cart.   Is that a deal breaker?

Her screwdriver technique is exactly the same hand motion as a...

The edits were fortuitous, just at the point where somebody would need to tell her okay touch the blue thing because that's what you're supposed to do next...

Haha!