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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1815 on: March 27, 2025, 12:11:19 PM »
KSM,

Was this the salesperson involved in your latest vehicle purchase?


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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1816 on: March 27, 2025, 12:37:10 PM »
KSM,

Was this the salesperson involved in your latest vehicle purchase?


That has happened a few times to me.

My current car deal is with a salesman I've used multiple times. He has an assistant who has a good long 6 inches of visible camel toe on her typical outfit.(A pant suit, Tweed or something that looks like it was done by Burberry.)

One day it was raining and she was dressed like she was from New York, with one exception... She had a slit up to her ass. Getting in the car for a test drive exposed that slit. She wore a thong.

She's not been very good but she's Asian, skinny and wears intriguing outfits.

After the deal is done, because I have a special order vehicle and I don't want to create any problems with my order, I am tempted to say something about her slow walking of a couple of things. My car's been delayed in additional month.

At least the babes in Las Vegas knew what they were doing and didn't mind using a push-up bra to accomplish what they were there for.

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1817 on: March 27, 2025, 12:40:00 PM »
That has happened a few times to me.

My current car deal is with a salesman I've used multiple times. He has an assistant who has a good long 6 inches of visible camel toe on her typical outfit.(A pant suit, Tweed or something that looks like it was done by Burberry.)

One day it was raining and she was dressed like she was from New York, with one exception... She had a slit up to her ass. Getting in the car for a test drive exposed that slit. She wore a thong.

She's not been very good but she's Asian, skinny and wears intriguing outfits.

After the deal is done, because I have a special order vehicle and I don't want to create any problems with my order, I am tempted to say something about her slow walking of a couple of things. My car's been delayed in additional month.

At least the babes in Las Vegas knew what they were doing and didn't mind using a push-up bra to accomplish what they were there for.

Huh.  Haven't bought a vehicle in about 10 years.  The sales guy pretty much was a Chin Ho Kelly clone.  Guess the West Coast wins again.

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1818 on: March 27, 2025, 01:57:59 PM »
KSM,

Was this the salesperson involved in your latest vehicle purchase?



Yeah but she got weird after a few drinks. She drugged me and shit on my chest as I lay there helpless in a hotel bathtub. Damndest thing I ever did see tell you what!

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1819 on: April 02, 2025, 09:14:30 AM »
KSM,

Is this the silliest video on Youtube?


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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1820 on: April 02, 2025, 09:36:42 AM »
KSM,

Is this the silliest video on Youtube?


Bah....  NVM man.



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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1821 on: April 02, 2025, 02:42:08 PM »
Bah....  NVM man.


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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1822 on: April 02, 2025, 07:22:58 PM »
KSM, Do you have any new guests planned for your most awesome show??

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1823 on: April 06, 2025, 06:03:14 AM »
KSM,

Have you ever seen anything like this?

https://x.com/CursedVideos/status/1908148530708971820

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1824 on: April 06, 2025, 06:04:30 AM »
Or this?


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« Reply #1825 on: April 06, 2025, 09:22:18 AM »
KSM,

Have you ever seen anything like this?

https://x.com/CursedVideos/status/1908148530708971820
Tell me that wouldn't be full on nightmare fuel when you were a kid. ?

Or this?


My Dad had some interesting walking sticks.    That would've made the cut! Top 3, easy!    Strutting (with a limp) around the Legion with that thing as my mom looked on.....


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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1826 on: April 11, 2025, 06:34:15 PM »
KSM,

Just saw where that Harrison dude from the TV show Pawn Stars is getting married again for like 20th time.  Is this one gonna clean him out for good?

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1827 on: April 11, 2025, 07:33:48 PM »
KSM,

Just saw where that Harrison dude from the TV show Pawn Stars is getting married again for like 20th time.  Is this one gonna clean him out for good?

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Hasn't he gone around this block several times already?!!?  Marrying a nurse.. maybe she'll bleed him nice, slow, and somewhat painless.

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1828 on: April 18, 2025, 05:24:22 PM »
KSM,

Used to pitch in High School.  Wasn't great but I wasn't terrible either. Had a really nice little curve ball and a fair to middlin' slider.
Threw my arm out tonight playing fetch with the dogs while chucking a tennis ball.

What the hell happened to me?


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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1829 on: April 18, 2025, 05:45:22 PM »
KSM,

Used to pitch in High School.  Wasn't great but I wasn't terrible either. Had a really nice little curve ball and a fair to middlin' slider.
Threw my arm out tonight playing fetch with the dogs while chucking a tennis ball.

What the hell happened to me?



I was unaware of your early baseball prowess. Sounds promising but alas it was not to be.  Unlike Sandler you were not a good little Jewish boy, but more a good little Christian type fella of some denomination that would would later bloom into a code writing crazy known as WALKS AT NIGHT! And you would even have a BIRD! A BIRD!