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[K_Dubb]

It scares me how instinctively you know that, and you’re right. Us lame hetero chaps are not g'hey street-wise and we do not possess such a talent.

No talent necesssary, there are furry nights at the bar called "Furballs" this is standard fare, they do their thing and we do ours 👉👈

[KSM]

No talent necesssary, there are furry nights at the bar called "Furballs" this is standard fare, they do their thing and we do ours 👉👈

We? haha

[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

Was mowing the lawn today when suddenly these little ditty's popped into my head.  Some obscure TV show from 45 years ago and an annoying old auto dealer jingle that is even older.  Am I cracking up?

[KSM]

KSM,

Was mowing the lawn today when suddenly these little ditty's popped into my head.  Some obscure TV show from 45 years ago and an annoying old auto dealer jingle that is even older.  Am I cracking up?

Goodness those jingles are nauseating. I have never heard those before in my life.
I can relate though about odd shit popping into your head while mowing. Seriously. Must be something about the purr of the mower. You are not cracking up although consider the source in this case. Am I cracked? If so.. you too may be a little......... off.

[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

When using a urinal in a public bathroom, which technique do you use?

1. Leaning into the pisser with one arm/hand either on the wall on the pisser or on the divider and the other hand directing the whammer.
2. Standing vertical with one arm by your side and the other hand directing the whammer.
3. Leaning into the pisser with both palms on the wall and the whammer left to its own devices.
4. Leaning back from the pisser with the pelvis thrust forward and both hands on the whammer.

Does your technique change when outdoors?

I'm a 2 when inside and a 4 outside where I add a pelvic side to side rotation.

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[KSM]

KSM,

When using a urinal in a public bathroom, which technique do you use?

1. Leaning into the pisser with one arm/hand either on the wall on the pisser or on the divider and the other hand directing the whammer.
2. Standing vertical with one arm by your side and the other hand directing the whammer.
3. Leaning into the pisser with both palms on the wall and the whammer left to its own devices.
4. Leaning back from the pisser with the pelvis thrust forward and both hands on the whammer.

Does your technique change when outdoors?

I'm a 2 when inside and a 4 outside where I add a pelvic side to side rotation.

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Geez. Where'd you get this one?
I guess a #2 would apply here as I do not want to touch the walls ETC of the public bathroom. Yeah we wash our hands, but still.. Depending on the urinal I may try to apply my outdoor method without the walking of course. Just stand there and leak like a radiator.

Outdoors, just stand there with hands on hips or in pockets. Sometimes walking with my legs separated enough as not to piss on me-self whilst giggling and snickering. That would be a camping scenario or at my river house.

[Walks_At_Night]

Geez. Where'd you get this one?

Was down at the home improvement center yesterday when the call of nature struck me.  Walked into the head to take care of business and there was some old boy urinating.  He was leaning forward and had his left arm crooked on the wall with his forehead up against it as he was throwing his whizzer. 

So of course I immediately thought of Ellgab and figure I should get your thoughts on the matter.

[JUAN]

Burger King

[KSM]

Was down at the home improvement center yesterday when the call of nature struck me.  Walked into the head to take care of business and there was some old boy urinating.  He was leaning forward and had his left arm crooked on the wall with his forehead up against it as he was throwing his whizzer. 

So of course I immediately thought of Ellgab and figure I should get your thoughts on the matter.

Glad you clarified. For a second there I thought you may be thinking about me while you tinkle and that would have been awkward.

[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

Study this picture please.

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Some of it is obvious.  Kdatlyno here has crossed the Universes's divide in order to fulfill her insatiable desires and experience unimaginable pleasures.  She's finally found that with Massive Whammer Wesley.  Good for them both.  Two questions arise.

1. What's up with that Mantis thingy in the corner observing the action?
2. Looks pretty spartan in there.  Is that Art Bell's famous cuck shed?

[TigerLily]

I hope you don't mind me throwing in my devalued two cents. But it does indeed resemble the infamous Cuck Shack.
And the lady bears a passing resemblance to ... Heather? I can't even recall her name.
My best guess is someone is trying to capitalize on Art's notoriety and might be filming an unapproved and inappropriate documentary on Art's last years. Something like "Last Gasp At Midnight".  Too soon?

[KSM]

KSM,

Study this picture please.

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Some of it is obvious.  Kdatlyno here has crossed the Universes's divide in order to fulfill her insatiable desires and experience unimaginable pleasures.  She's finally found that with Massive Whammer Wesley.  Good for them both.  Two questions arise.

1. What's up with that Mantis thingy in the corner observing the action?
2. Looks pretty spartan in there.  Is that Art Bell's famous cuck shed?

The Mantis type being accompanies the succubus (the demon woman).
The poor fella is UNDER ATTACK! Wants to wake up but he cannot.  It certainly does depict some of the open lines calls from the 90's. The Entity Attack lines.  Those were always fun.

[Walks_At_Night]

The Mantis type being accompanies the succubus (the demon woman).
The poor fella is UNDER ATTACK! Wants to wake up but he cannot.  It certainly does depict some of the open lines calls from the 90's. The Entity Attack lines.  Those were always fun.

Whoa Brudder Whoa!  You are saying she's a Succubus?  As in a Demon from hell and our buddy is paralyzed - unable to move as she does the nasty?

That's awful - I wouldn't have posted if I had known.  Just figured she was an Interplanet Janet, Holly Go Lightly type out for a good time.

[KSM]

Whoa Brudder Whoa!  You are saying she's a Succubus?  As in a Demon from hell and our buddy is paralyzed - unable to move as she does the nasty?

That's awful - I wouldn't have posted if I had known.  Just figured she was an Interplanet Janet, Holly Go Lightly type out for a good time.

I'm quite sure that I am correct about it.  Yeah, buddy is paralyzed and possibly wide awake and also sacred out of his wits!

Given the choice between the two I might take the probing from the weird looking alien nurse.

[Walks_At_Night]

KSM,

Like.... Is everything okay up there?

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