ddd tries to apologize for japanese culture but ends up making them to be the racist assholes they are. He lies about saying he can understand japanese like a native, but says he would never live there because of some bullshit excuse. The real reason is if he lived in japan, he'd have to give up his cushy freebies he gets from the US government and get a job and actually have to keep it. He couldn't get away with making excuses and hiding behind his protected status like he does now.