I'll get a Sleazers once or twice a year - gotta support the Red Wings right?
@ShayP Did I ever tell you my Detroit automaker / pizza chain theory? I'm guessing not. It goes like this.
Domino's is General Motors. All powerful, omnipresent - they are the undisputed king of the hill. Little Caesar's is Ford. A solid competitor to their bitter rival at the top, they do well enough to survive but can never really thrive. Then there is poor Hungry Howie's. They are Chrysler - always hanging barely by hand to mouth and sometimes the hand doesn't quite reach the mouth.
No sir.
@Walks_At_Night You never told me of your theory, and I like the comparisons. I never heard of Hungry Howie's so I looked it up. Pizza doesn't look bad but what they call "subs" look like folded flat bread.
I haven't had Little Caesars in probably 15 years if not longer. The last two times it made me sick. The first time it just didn't agree with me, probably because I had a shitload to drink and puked all night. The second time however, I suspect foodborne illness. My sister-n-law at the time ate from the same pizza. We were the only two who did. She ended up in the hospital. I had vomiting, fever, sweats, and diarrhea for a couple days.
Oh. When Dominos reinvented their menu I found it to be quite good. Unfortunately they shut down most of the locations near me when I was in Richmond due to robberies and employees getting murdered. I still can't believe I made it in that neighborhood. I guess being referred to as a "crazy white boy" gave be some sort of pass.
