Giraffe Sightings

[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks

Is that volume or height or a very dreadful form of severed fearful symmetry?

(Gyraffe gyraffe burning bright....
On your fateful reentry night....)

I'm going to chalk this up to the Dr. Seuss effect.

I've never had green eggs and ham
While drinking milk from a carafe
And sitting on half a giraffe

When the stars threw down thy neck
And water'd glaciers with thy spots;
Did they smile their work to see?
Your ass was orbiting the galaxy?


Half gyraffe on ice thy be.
Half gyraffe towards Andromeda.
What immortal hand or eye,
Knew thy was torn apart by gravity?

[Camazotz Automat]

I was searching for something else in an Etsy shop this morning, and came across this enamel giraffe keychain.

I think that is either

1) a good luck sign, or

2) an omen that a tactical nuclear weapon will be launched by Russia from the Black Sea.

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[TigerLily]

I was searching for something else in an Etsy shop this morning, and came across this enamel giraffe keychain.

I think that is either

1) a good luck sign, or

2) an omen that a tactical nuclear weapon will be launched by Russia from the Black Sea.

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That is actually very beautiful. I vote for 2) an omen that a tactical nuclear weapon will be launched by Russia from the Black Sea. But the nuclear weapon is inert, it's guidance system fails and it turns to Novorossiysk where it drops Ukrainian flags and 8" x 10" glossys of Zelenski signed "From Ukraine with Love" surrounded by the outline of a giraffe figure instead of a heart
So actually 1 and 2" apply

And just what were you browsing for at Etsy? Some new toy for the whips and chains room?

[Camazotz Automat]

And just what were you browsing for at Etsy? Some new toy for the whips and chains room?

That would be telling.

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[TigerLily]

That would be telling.

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And that was an inquiry
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[Camazotz Automat]

Was watching MST3K episode Girl in Gold Boots just now.

A billboard advertising  Rex Harrison as Dr. Dolittle on a giraffe briefly appears.


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[ItsOver]

Was watching MST3K episode Girl in Gold Boots just now.

A billboard advertising  Rex Harrison as Dr. Dolittle on a giraffe briefly appears.


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“Giraffes.  Why does it always have to be giraffes...”

[Camazotz Automat]

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“Giraffes.  Why does it always have to be giraffes...”

Hah!

Also, very interesting spirit photograph of Benedict Cumberbatch under Harrison's right armpit if you zoom in.

There are no coincidences.

Selah.

[ItsOver]

Hah!

Also, very interesting spirit photograph of Benedict Cumberbatch under Harrison's right armpit if you zoom in.

There are no coincidences.

Selah.

Ah!  Yes!  I can see Benedict clearly now, since you mentioned it. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Was watching MST3K episode Girl in Gold Boots just now.

A good one. That is where we learned how to acknowledge Crow as a sexual being.

[ItsOver]

A good one. That is where we learned how to acknowledge Crow as a sexual being.

Classic MST3K.

[Camazotz Automat]

A good one. That is where we learned how to acknowledge Crow as a sexual being.

It was so wrong, yet I could not look away.

[ItsOver]

“That old classroom globe with the indicated
U.S.S.R. borders is about to come back in style.”

Ha!

[Camazotz Automat]

Akira Takarada

Japanese actor.

Died on March 14. He was 87. Toho Studios did not release the cause of death; he had been struggling with a chronic illness and in a wheelchair for his most recent fan greeting appearance.

Born in North Korea.

One of the most recognizable men associated with the original Godzilla series. Appeared in six Godzilla movies.

Besides his film career, Takarada stared in stage productions and did voiceover work. He did the Japanese dubbing for the 1967 version of Doctor Doolittle, in which he voiced Rex Harrison’s title character.

(So I'm counting this as a weird giraffe sighting.)

https://deadline.com/2022/03/takarada-akira-dead-godzilla-star-was-87-obituary-1234981795/






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[ItsOver]

Akira Takarada

Japanese actor.

Died on March 14. He was 87. Toho Studios did not release the cause of death; he had been struggling with a chronic illness and in a wheelchair for his most recent fan greeting appearance.

Born in North Korea.

One of the most recognizable men associated with the original Godzilla series. Appeared in six Godzilla movies.

Besides his film career, Takarada stared in stage productions and did voiceover work. He did the Japanese dubbing for the 1967 version of Doctor Doolittle, in which he voiced Rex Harrison’s title character.

(So I'm counting this as a weird giraffe sighting.)

https://deadline.com/2022/03/takarada-akira-dead-godzilla-star-was-87-obituary-1234981795/






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“7 seconds in Osaka.”