The Legendary Art Bell

[KSM]

It's a great place to meet women. Because if they're taking care of their cars, they probably know how to take care of their men
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They love their cars because they hate their men.

[sean92008]

They love their cars because they hate their men.

I don't know about that, my pickup lines that work include:

Hey baby, do you have a canister or a spin-on oil filter?

Hey, you're hot so I have to fill you an additional four PSI

Babe, I'll change your blinker fluid if you'll turn me on

Your car may hold five passengers, but there's only one of me.

I'd really like to look under your hood, but that would require me to take off your accessory belt and add some fluids

You better be laughing you fucker, I'm writing this as I am driving on a winding road. This is risking my life to make you laugh! And I ain't no Sam kinison.

[KSM]

I don't know about that, my pickup lines that work include:

Hey baby, do you have a canister or a spin-on oil filter?

Hey, you're hot so I have to fill you an additional four PSI

Babe, I'll change your blinker fluid if you'll turn me on

Your car may hold five passengers, but there's only one of me.

I'd really like to look under your hood, but that would require me to take off your accessory belt and add some fluids

You better be laughing you fucker, I'm writing this as I am driving on a winding road. This is risking my life to make you laugh! And I ain't no Sam kinison.

Garnered a morning giggle.

[sean92008]

Garnered a morning giggle.

You're not a school girl, but I'm desperate and I'll take an unplanned saluva swallow as affirmation of my comedic genius talent.
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[TacoBell]

https://x.com/SomewhereSkies/status/1886576669407764743

I'd put $20 in the hat to get Miller to play Art.

[sean92008]

I'd put $20 in the hat to get Miller to play Art.

I don't think Art paid for sex. But making shit up about being the victim, he is perfect for that role!

[damon]

I don't think Art paid for sex. But making shit up about being the victim, he is perfect for that role!

LOL

[sean92008]

https://archive.org/details/Art-Bell-After-Dark-1995/1995-01%20-%20AfterDark%20-%20%20January/

[KSM]

https://archive.org/details/Art-Bell-After-Dark-1995/1995-01%20-%20AfterDark%20-%20%20January/

Fuck.  Now I'm wondering if I have all these. People need to stop sharing chunks. The only thing left is for someone (not me) to share the whole damn thing!


Which begs the question; what would the ideal 'complete' library consist of? There are several answers if you think about it.

[sean92008]

Fuck.  Now I'm wondering if I have all these. People need to stop sharing chunks. The only thing left is for someone (not me) to share the whole damn thing!


Which begs the question; what would the ideal 'complete' library consist of? There are several answers if you think about it.

Young, skinny Ramona's panties would definitely need inclusion. Art stuffed a bag of them in the crawlspace of the double-wide.

Too soon?

RIP Ramona.

[damon]

[JUAN]

Heater should do a show.

[damon]

Heater should do a show.

I wonder when Art going to quit being dead and come back to the radio. Just Kidding.

[sean92008]

Heater should do a show.

Don't encourage the afflicted, Juan. millie will get all hot and bothered.

[damon]

SgtMaj, where are you? are you still alive and kicking?