Since my post a while back regarding needing a new mug - because I damaged my faithful THE FAR SIDE mug - I've seen a lot of interest expressed (privately) about it, asking for an update.
As of now, I've received 738 queries about my search for a new mug.
Oops. Just clicked up to 739.
One of those messages is from my Aunt Charlene, who masquerades on Ellgab as - - ; which is a different handle than she used on bellgab.
The other 738 messages are from Jackstar.
Here's the deal. I wanted something cool. Sure, there are a gazillion different mugs out there I could buy. But I have this obsessive idea I would rather "find" my next great mug at a thrift store or yard sale.
Said mug would be very low priced, but that isn't the reason for the hunt.
It's that sense of discovery, that experience of synchronicity - that uncharted territory of dare I say it? - the Far Side of serendipty.
With the price of fuel, driving around on a Saturday looking for a bright yellow mug with anthropomorphic arms flexing its biceps, or a brown mug formed into a troll's face, starts adding up gas $'s quickly.
After a few outings, this goddamn ghost mug was costing big bucks, and I hadn't seen ANYTHING good.
So many ugly mugs out there. It would be better to pulverize them and mix the dust in with cement, & cast them into large garden ornaments.
SCREW those business convention mugs & World's #1 Grandpa mugs!
Jesuse Ceramic Christ.
In the mean time, I broke down & ordered one.
Hear me out, Aunt Charl & Jack the Silver Star Ripper.
I happen to love TINA'S frozen burritos & chimichangas.
I don't know what possessed me, but I checked their site & BEHOLD, a mug showcasing their logo. It may seem I am now no better than a Nike 'tard whore wearing a questionable Jordan silhouette tee.
Hear me out.
The mug has burrito cooking instructions on it!
If I wish, I can use my new mug as a bowl.
The price was the clincher.
$6!
POSTPAID!
The thrift store search will continue, but I can get back to drinking ridiculous amounts of hot black tea.
https://www.tinasburritos.com/product-page/tina-s-mug