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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #360 on: July 20, 2018, 08:49:36 AM »
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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #361 on: July 20, 2018, 08:50:17 AM »

I am only donating if he stops in Indiana to pick up Curtis and they do live streaming especially in the truck stop parking lots.  And if we get a wife beater tshirt with a Mack bulldog humping a chihuahua.

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #362 on: July 20, 2018, 08:53:39 AM »
Is this code?


You must have missed half of Season 7 and all of Season 8 of The Guy From Pittsburgh™️ if none of that made sense.




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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #363 on: July 20, 2018, 08:54:42 AM »
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« Reply #364 on: July 20, 2018, 08:55:10 AM »
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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #365 on: July 20, 2018, 08:56:37 AM »

You must have missed half of Season 7 and all of Season 8 of The Guy From Pittsburgh™️ if none of that made sense.

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #367 on: July 20, 2018, 09:00:33 AM »
Soon enough he'll be asking for donations to go to TruckerCon.  ;)

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #368 on: July 20, 2018, 09:41:50 AM »
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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #369 on: July 20, 2018, 02:24:50 PM »
Road Tale #2 AKA the day I got my Indian name. As I came around a bend of this gravel road I saw a large black spot in the distance. I didn't realize what it was until I stopped beside it, about 12 feet away. It was a small bear. I thought that maybe somebody had hit it with their vehicle as it was not moving. I took out my phone to snap a picture of it. No sooner had I focused the frame, the little bear jumped up and started booking double time towards me. You can't tell in the picture, but it had huge, curved, flesh slicing claws. It was within inches of my open window in a split second. I dropped the phone, hammered on the gas pedal and peeled out of there showering it in a hail of gravel. I guess it was just stopping for a pee on the road (notice the little wet spot behind it). I saw 8 other bears that day! It was in the spring, so I'm guessing that's bear season. When I excitedly told my story to the First Nations guy at my destination he laughed and told me I now have my Indian name. Shawn Nine Bears. I'm just glad I didn't get a flat as I would have been totally sketched out changing a tire.
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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #370 on: July 20, 2018, 02:56:15 PM »
Road Tale #2 AKA the day I got my Indian name. As I came around a bend of this gravel road I saw a large black spot in the distance. I didn't realize what it was until I stopped beside it, about 12 feet away. It was a small bear. I thought that maybe somebody had hit it with their vehicle as it was not moving. I took out my phone to snap a picture of it. No sooner had I focused the frame, the little bear jumped up and started booking double time towards me. You can't tell in the picture, but it had huge, curved, flesh slicing claws. It was within inches of my open window in a split second. I dropped the phone, hammered on the gas pedal and peeled out of there showering it in a hail of gravel. I guess it was just stopping for a pee on the road (notice the little wet spot behind it). I saw 8 other bears that day! It was in the spring, so I'm guessing that's bear season. When I excitedly told my story to the First Nations guy at my destination he laughed and told me I now have my Indian name. Shawn Nine Bears. I'm just glad I didn't get a flat as I would have been totally sketched out changing a tire.
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That will wake you up, for sure!
I was shut down at the end of a rest area in PA one time during the fall. I woke up around 0200 to start my day and when I pulled the curtains - there was a bear (about three foot at the shoulder) rummaging right next to my driver door. The odd thing is that it was a peaceful moment. I smoked a cigarette, sipped some coffee, and finished up some paperwork. This bear had to see me because I had turned my visor lamp on. The bear wandered off just before I had to start my truck and get going - almost as if he sensed it. A very cool moment!

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #371 on: July 20, 2018, 04:26:13 PM »
Tennessee: from one side to the other.
(I-40 eastbound)

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #372 on: July 20, 2018, 04:28:36 PM »
Tennessee: from one side to the other.
(I-40 eastbound)

Headed into NC?

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #373 on: July 20, 2018, 04:31:30 PM »
Headed into NC?

Yeah, it'll take you to Asheville.

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Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« Reply #374 on: July 20, 2018, 04:34:22 PM »
Yeah, it'll take you to Asheville.

Sorry - should have been more clear.  Was just wondering if your destination was in NC today...............