BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!

[KSM]

I thought she wore everything once than tore it up into rags for the CLEANING LADIES. You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.  Actually I first read that "to set fire to cleaning ladies" so it's not as bad as I first thought

Oh, I was going to bring you into this tomorrow but now look what you've done. Welcome.

You made your fortune in California and now live like a queen down south on the beautiful blue-green water. And yes, you have weekly cleaning ladies on their knees as they scrub toilets and whatnot.  Tell me, do you stand on their backs in your 5" limousine liberal heels?

Your queen Pelosi would be proud. Shame, Lily.  @TigerLily 

[Bart Ell]

This seems like a thread made out of jealousy of a fellow stay-at-homer.
You aren't allowed to have domestic help so you don't want others to have it.
Shame on you.

[ShayP]

Matches the yellow sundress

It does actually. 

[ShayP]

I am putting in wood floors upstairs and need Swiffer advice for my CLEANING LADY. Can you help me out @ShayP ?

Is @KSM installing them? @TigerLily He's highly recommended.  The Swiffer is magical.  It will guide you.  No advice needed. 

[ShayP]

I thought she wore everything once than tore it up into rags for the CLEANING LADIES. You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.  Actually I first read that "to set fire to cleaning ladies" so it's not as bad as I first thought

LOL!

[JUAN]

Clearly The Young and the Restless needs to air for more than an hour.

[KSM]

This seems like a thread made out of jealousy of a fellow stay-at-homer.
You aren't allowed to have domestic help so you don't want others to have it.
Shame on you.

Not at all. I could never have a cleaning crew over while I sat there and sipped tea. And Lord knows you can't leave the help alone.    Besides, not that much of a stay at homer. I'm going to Safeway in an hour.

[PolkaDot]

Let me get this straight.....you made a thread about me, but managed to turn it into a thread about you?
  @KSM

Also, for clarification I would never light someone on fire.

[PolkaDot]

At least not inside the house.

[PolkaDot]

What?  Does she live on an estate?  Doesn't know how to vacuum or use a Swiffer? (Highly recommended by the way)

I would never swiffer *sniff*. I only use Bono I mean Bona.
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[PolkaDot]

A stay at home MOM WHO HAS THE TIME TO CLEAN HER OWN HOUSE! 

Not true. I'm crunched for time, I just painted my nails and now I need to run to the store to get the pool boy a new uniform. He keeps complaining he's cold.

[KSM]

Also, for clarification I would never light someone on fire.

Well I WOULD set someone on fire!

I would never swiffer *sniff*. I only use Bono I mean Bona.
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BONA is the shit, man. Always recommended it to my customers and the two worker bee's I left behind still do.  I have a gallon of it under the sink.

[ShayP]

I would never swiffer *sniff*. I only use Bono I mean Bona.
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Not talking about the cleaner.  It's all about the duster.

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[PolkaDot]

You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.

I like it done correctly the first time and in a timely manner. @TigerLily

[PolkaDot]

Not talking about the cleaner.  It's all about the duster.

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@ShayP just outed his kink!
…took long enough…