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Bart Ell

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #270 on: May 27, 2022, 05:40:59 PM »
We've gotten way off topic here. Lily's gonna be pissed! 

I can take it further off topic and bring @ShayP into it, too!

I was going through an old hard drive from 2005ish.
I see a document named "danzig" (that's the @ShayP part), open it and see some long message that I have no memory of.
I do not know if the message was written to me or why I would have it.
It seems I had an issue with Glenn or I didn't... I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Did Danzig owe me money?


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BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE!

I also found a video oF someone I may have been involved with.
It is not up to me to confirm.
She has been on TV for about 20 years but nobody has seen her like this.
I won't share the video because that would not be nice....


OR WILL I?

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #271 on: May 27, 2022, 05:45:15 PM »
We've gotten way off topic here. Lily's gonna be pissed!  But, damage done, so since we're talking ailments I have an occasional jock itch situation that hits me every few years where I itch my bag so hard in the night that the entire bed shakes. Like the exorcist :o

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #272 on: May 27, 2022, 05:49:41 PM »
Or just leave it - they'll get it
Truer words. Yip.

I can take it further off topic and bring @ShayP into it, too!

I was going through an old hard drive from 2005ish.
I see a document named "danzig" (that's the @ShayP part), open it and see some long message that I have no memory of.
I do not know if the message was written to me or why I would have it.
It seems I had an issue with Glenn or I didn't... I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Did Danzig owe me money?


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BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE!

I also found a video oF someone I may have been involved with.
It is not up to me to confirm.
She has been on TV for about 20 years but nobody has seen her like this.
I won't share the video because that would not be nice....


OR WILL I?

Don't tease. Spill it or at least make something up.

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Never heard of that before. I'll give it a whirl!  I was once kicked in the junk by a horse. It's no picnic, Gravvy.

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #273 on: May 27, 2022, 06:04:27 PM »
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If it is made for a horse there is a 100% chance you have it in your medicine cabinet!


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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #274 on: May 27, 2022, 06:06:22 PM »
If it is made for a horse there is a 100% chance you have it in your medicine cabinet!

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #275 on: May 27, 2022, 06:08:22 PM »
Truer words. Yip.
Don't tease. Spill it or at least make something up.

Never heard of that before. I'll give it a whirl!  I was once kicked in the junk by a horse. It's no picnic, Gravvy.

@KSM its going to burn on open wounds a tad. But clears any type of scrape like wound up within days. And a sure fire cure for brown recluse spider bites.
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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #276 on: May 27, 2022, 06:52:07 PM »
I can take it further off topic and bring @ShayP into it, too!

I see a document named "danzig" (that's the @ShayP part), open it and see some long message that I have no memory of.

Wait. What?  ???

Is it because I would like to put him in a burlap sack and toss him into a river?  After I punch him in the face.

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #277 on: May 27, 2022, 06:58:28 PM »
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I'd use that.  I consider myself a cross between horse and show stock.  A shit-show, but a show nonetheless.

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #278 on: May 27, 2022, 07:43:52 PM »
I've thought of euphemizing her.  :'(

I'm sure that abstracting her will have her on her feet in no time.  ::)

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #279 on: May 27, 2022, 07:53:09 PM »
@KSM its going to burn on open wounds a tad. But clears any type of scrape like wound up within days. And a sure fire cure for brown recluse spider bites.

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #280 on: May 27, 2022, 08:16:03 PM »
@KSM its going to burn on open wounds a tad. But clears any type of scrape like wound up within days. And a sure fire cure for brown recluse spider bites.
Dude, you've got to clean under those nails.

I'm sure that abstracting her will have her on her feet in no time. 

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #281 on: May 27, 2022, 08:29:26 PM »
Dude, you've got to clean under those nails.

That's actually hilarious.  I've been owned.  I bow to you sir (taking care to face you while doing so).

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #282 on: May 27, 2022, 09:53:56 PM »
I also found a video oF someone I may have been involved with.
It is not up to me to confirm.
She has been on TV for about 20 years but nobody has seen her like this.
I won't share the video because that would not be nice....


OR WILL I?

Please be Nancy Grace. Please be Nancy Grace.........

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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #283 on: May 27, 2022, 10:01:26 PM »
I'm also rather stoked that Bart uses OpenOffice. Stick it to Bitch Tit Gates!!!!!!


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Re: Take the Girl out of the Grunge
« Reply #284 on: May 27, 2022, 10:08:05 PM »
Now that Tiger Lily's thread is on the ropes, time to finish it off with a gratuitous clip of Bill Gates' rack.

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