Take the Girl out of the Grunge

[Bart Ell]

I can't move into my condo until tomorrow so I am in some shit called the Doubletree by Hilton Denver tech center and the place is crawling with tons of them. At the pool, at the bar (no shit  ) and roaming about in general until they are carted off to see 50 yr old backstreet "boys"

Those stamps you speak of? You wouldn't believe how right you are. Damn, they're all dressed the same as if to show off the blurred images of what looks like salamander tattoos strewn about the arms, legs, and ankles. And buddy boi, THEY DON'T CARE WHAT WE THINK COZ WE CAN JUST KISS THEY'RE ASS AFTER WE TALK TO THE HAND!

"DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW BEOTCH"

Just wait until after the show.
They will have a beer in hand and forget to suck in their gut.
A SLOPPY DISASTER!

[KSM]

Just wait until after the show.
They will have a beer in hand and forget to suck in their gut.
A SLOPPY DISASTER!

The hallways are gonna be LOUD tonight.

[Bart Ell]

The hallways are gonna be LOUD tonight.

Not as loud as the rooms.
Most of them left their CPAP machines at home.
THEY ARE GONNA SNORE UP A STORM!

[Bart Ell]

enter @Mr Apnea

The distinguished @Mr Apnea enjoys a good story.
Here goes...

That PBS kook fell madly in love with Moosie because Moosie talked to her once.
Moosie told PorkyBoySunset she was not interested in doing lesbian things with her and PBS went out and fucked a guy to help get over Moosie!
She then had a pregnancy scare from said fucking.
WHAT KIND OF LESBIAN FUCKS MEN AND HAS PREGNANCY SCARES?

There your go, Appy.
Hopefully that required a second belt.

[HamsterMuscle]

All those faded butterfly tramp stamps!

On the girls, too!

[HamsterMuscle]

I can't move into my condo until tomorrow so I am in some shit called the Doubletree by Hilton Denver tech center and the place is crawling with tons of them. At the pool, at the bar (no shit  ) and roaming about in general until they are carted off to see 50 yr old backstreet "boys"

Those stamps you speak of? You wouldn't believe how right you are. Damn, they're all dressed the same as if to show off the blurred images of what looks like salamander tattoos strewn about the arms, legs, and ankles. And buddy boi, THEY DON'T CARE WHAT WE THINK COZ WE CAN JUST KISS THEY'RE ASS AFTER WE TALK TO THE HAND!

"DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW BEOTCH"

And @TigerLily is puzzled about why I'm not attracted to white wimmen.

[KSM]

And @TigerLily is puzzled about why I'm not attracted to white wimmen.

..just a guess here, but perhaps if you took the dick out of your mouth she might think different.    But who knows.       Lily's a little..........  off.    and she likes having her toes sucked

[HamsterMuscle]

..just a guess here, but perhaps if you took the dick out of your mouth she might think different.   

Not following your logic there Buster Brown.  If she thought that I was gay, she wouldn't be puzzled.

All that middle-aged jiggly trim running up and down the halls must be very distracting while you are trying to masturbate.

[Mr Apnea]

The distinguished @Mr Apnea enjoys a good story.
Here goes...

That PBS kook fell madly in love with Moosie because Moosie talked to her once.
Moosie told PorkyBoySunset she was not interested in doing lesbian things with her and PBS went out and fucked a guy to help get over Moosie!
She then had a pregnancy scare from said fucking.
WHAT KIND OF LESBIAN FUCKS MEN AND HAS PREGNANCY SCARES?

There your go, Appy.
Hopefully that required a second belt.

Holy Lesbos, I'm going to need a hernia repair!
Did that happen in the unheated tent?

[KSM]

Not following your logic there Buster Brown.  If she thought that I was gay, she wouldn't be puzzled.

All that middle-aged jiggly trim running up and down the halls must be very distracting while you are trying to masturbate.

No. You're a PHAG.   Reading comprehension - work on it!   And when you reply to this (((and I know you will  ))) try typing without the dicks in your hands.

AND STOP SENDING ME PM'S ABOUT US BEING CHUMMY.    AND STOP ASKING (PM-ing) TL ABOUT ME.    You're a weird and twisted little cunt and you love me. Fuck off.

[Sleeps_At_Night]

No. You're a PHAG.   Reading comprehension - work on it!   And when you reply to this (((and I know you will  ))) try typing without the dicks in your hands.

AND STOP SENDING ME PM'S ABOUT US BEING CHUMMY.    AND STOP ASKING (PM-ing) TL ABOUT ME.    You're a weird and twisted little cunt and you love me. Fuck off.

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[HamsterMuscle]

AND STOP ASKING (PM-ing) TL ABOUT ME.

I just wanted to know if she had pegged you recently.  It's a fair question.

[HamsterMuscle]

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What can I say?  KSM likes hardwood.

[JUAN]

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Those windows make it look like a converted garage.

[HamsterMuscle]

Those windows make it look like a converted garage.

That old guy'll suck yer pecker, if yer intrested.