Take the Girl out of the Grunge

[PB]

Wait a minute. Who put A SONG in this thread? You think it's some kind of MUSIC THREAD? Well. I will have to listen to it later. I used up all my online time listening to bleating instead

My guess is Bart didn't enjoy his trip to Texas.

[Bart Ell]

My guess is Bart didn't enjoy his trip to Texas.

Your guess would be wrong.
I got a good chuckle at the cosplay cowboys.

[HamsterMuscle]

Now THAT was a lot of nothing to go all the way to nowhere. Jesus? Columbo? hog-raping banjo?

You know, replying to posts is like taking a shit.  If I've eaten some high fiber grain, and fruit and nuts, a good quality diet, I can pinch a black tar Lincoln Log as wide as the barrel of a Louisville slugger, with a clean drop and no more than a confirmation wipe.

On the other hand, if my diet is full of junk food and booze, I spray out a foul golden mess, with no body; a smell that would kill a small domestic pet; and a boxing glove wrap for every wipe.

A post by mobile refrigerator @Peter Wyngarde is like that high fiber diet: full of goodness and potential, and life-affirming.  I can really dig in my spurs and take him for a ride with my reply.

You, on the other hand, are like that junk food diet: little substance and unhealthy in quantities.  So it shouldn't surprise you when some (most?) of my replies to you come up short in the entertainment department.  Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

In conclusion, suck my dick.

[KSM]

You know, replying to posts is like taking a shit.  If I've eaten some high fiber grain, and fruit and nuts, a good quality diet, I can pinch a black tar Lincoln Log as wide as the barrel of a Louisville slugger, with a clean drop and no more than a confirmation wipe.

On the other hand, if my diet is full of junk food and booze, I spray out a foul golden mess, with no body; a smell that would kill a small domestic pet; and a boxing glove wrap for every wipe.

A post by mobile refrigerator @Peter Wyngarde is like that high fiber diet: full of goodness and potential, and life-affirming.  I can really dig in my spurs and take him for a ride with my reply.

You, on the other hand, are like that junk food diet: little substance and unhealthy in quantities.  So it shouldn't surprise you when some (most?) of my replies to you come up short in the entertainment department.  Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

In conclusion, suck my dick.

See, here's the thing.  Everybody knows what I look like. Built like a Superman suit  without actually needing the suit, or costume. Not to mention my long black locks that woman love and sometimes envy. Add on an almost obnoxiously large member that covers 10 quarters and hey, HEEEEER'S JOHNNY! And a fantastic diet I have.

In conclusion, you'd love to suck my dick.
Coz you're really, really, REEEAAALLY GAAAAAY!!!

[Smokin Hot Bob]

You know, replying to posts is like taking a shit.  If I've eaten some high fiber grain, and fruit and nuts, a good quality diet, I can pinch a black tar Lincoln Log as wide as the barrel of a Louisville slugger, with a clean drop and no more than a confirmation wipe.

On the other hand, if my diet is full of junk food and booze, I spray out a foul golden mess, with no body; a smell that would kill a small domestic pet; and a boxing glove wrap for every wipe.

A post by mobile refrigerator @Peter Wyngarde is like that high fiber diet: full of goodness and potential, and life-affirming.  I can really dig in my spurs and take him for a ride with my reply.

You, on the other hand, are like that junk food diet: little substance and unhealthy in quantities.  So it shouldn't surprise you when some (most?) of my replies to you come up short in the entertainment department.  Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

In conclusion, suck my dick.

You adorable little rodent you!

[Peter Wyngarde]

See, here's the thing.  Everybody knows what I look like.

By 'everybody', you mean everybody on Grindr?

[Peter Wyngarde]

You know, replying to posts is like taking a shit.  If I've eaten some high fiber grain, and fruit and nuts, a good quality diet, I can pinch a black tar Lincoln Log as wide as the barrel of a Louisville slugger, with a clean drop and no more than a confirmation wipe.

On the other hand, if my diet is full of junk food and booze, I spray out a foul golden mess, with no body; a smell that would kill a small domestic pet; and a boxing glove wrap for every wipe.

A post by mobile refrigerator @Peter Wyngarde is like that high fiber diet: full of goodness and potential, and life-affirming.  I can really dig in my spurs and take him for a ride with my reply.

You, on the other hand, are like that junk food diet: little substance and unhealthy in quantities.  So it shouldn't surprise you when some (most?) of my replies to you come up short in the entertainment department.  Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

In conclusion, suck my dick.

I find it's more like playing Scrabble. You can't have much of a game if the other guy isn't interested in using the whole board. I realise they haven't allowed Scrabble in your institution since you shoved a bunch of tiles up your arse and farted out a stream of consonants at your fellow 'guests', causing multiple contusions.

[PB]

See, here's the thing.  Everybody knows what I look like. Built like a Superman suit  without actually needing the suit, or costume. Not to mention my long black locks that woman love and sometimes envy. Add on an almost obnoxiously large member that covers 10 quarters and hey, HEEEEER'S JOHNNY! And a fantastic diet I have.

In conclusion, you'd love to suck my dick.
Coz you're really, really, REEEAAALLY GAAAAAY!!!

He's still carrying a torch for Jackstar.

[KSM]

By 'everybody', you mean everybody on Grindr?

Oh please, you're a limey. An insult from you is the is like Mr. Rogers throwing a foam brick at my house in a drive-by.

[PB]

Oh please, you're a limey. An insult from you is the is like Mr. Rogers throwing a foam brick at my house in a drive-by.

Hey, those limes keep many a sailor from getting scurvy.

[HamsterMuscle]

By 'everybody', you mean everybody on Grindr?

Hello, police?  I'd like to report a murder.

[TigerLily]

Trippy. But requires high doses of mescaline to fully appreciate

[KSM]

Hey, those limes keep many a sailor from getting scurvy.

Great in gin too. Although it can be a little tricky trying to squeeze the wanker into the glass. #ElbowGrease!

[TigerLily]

Ok. I don't usually contribute to my own thread. I am here to learn from the experts. But then ... this dropped from Heaven.  OMG Nuno. No you didn't!

[KSM]

Ok. I don't usually contribute to my own thread. I am here to learn from the experts. But then ... this dropped from Heaven.  OMG Nuno. No you didn't!

Was never a fan of Extreme at all. The singer, Gary Dell'Abate's voice grates on me. He's a Horse-Toothed Jackass IMO.

The main riff is pretty fucking cool though. The Nuno guitar work never lets ya down. Gonna listen once again.  And yeah, Lily, don't add to your thread. There are other places. Weirdo. 

Ok. May I suggest this? Weird catchy song with the wildest, brattiest vocals. ..And at the 2 minute mark..    Hear it soar.