Holy fuck! I'm at a venue watching a friend and there was a woman that was taller than me. Because there's so much of that cross-dressing shit going on, I didn't dare to spend even an additional half a second. But, as I see the whole group leaving, it must have been a woman's volleyball team or something. They were all real women and real tall.
As I'm walking up I see a waitress, probably 5'3 Filipina skinny. Big old ponytail bouncing around. She turns around and her chest measurements probably longer than her height. I wonder how much money those cost...
My friend's band is not that good, horrible lyrics, but damn... The chicas arrive in full force!