The Merry Christmas Thread

[KSM]

  Kitschy. Schmaltzy.  Fake Christmas spirit.

Yeah and a lot of posturing. Nobody is that happy. Ever!

[KSM]

This is the office view of Christmas. That's it. Outside of Hershy's kisses every-fucking-where that was as Christmassy as it got.

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[PB]

This is the office view of Christmas. That's it. Outside of Hershy's kisses every-fucking-where that was as Christmassy as it got.

Any ornaments worth stealing?

[KSM]

Any ornaments worth stealing?

Well, a picture says a thousand words those ornaments are horrible and without any form of Christmas character. So..

[JUAN]

They look like bugs.  Do you work for one of those companies planning to make us eat bugs?

And here's a Christmas multi track I found interesting

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[KSM]

They look like bugs.  Do you work for one of those companies planning to make us eat bugs?

And here's a Christmas multi track I found interesting

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I enjoyed that. Like a Christmassy hands on documentary on tracking.

I think they are buglike. Yellow with black trim.  I work for a money moving estab.

[KSM]

For the record, tomorrow would have been 2nd Christmas. I'll rejoin C2 next year when hopefully I'll have nailed down a new "love recipient" who enjoys Christmas as much as I do.

[Up All Night]

A perennial favorite in my household:

[KSM]

A perennial favorite in my household:

Well, normally I would say that it's a little early for this but that one is a beautiful way to kick it off this year. Are there any ads in this one? Three hours.. 

The haunting sounds of the piano sadden me a great deal. But.. 

[JUAN]

For the record, tomorrow would have been 2nd Christmas. I'll rejoin C2 next year when hopefully I'll have nailed down a new "love recipient" who enjoys Christmas as much as I do.

Any luck at tbis?

[KSM]

Any luck at tbis?

To be honest I haven't really done much about it. Getting laid is easy. But anything meaningful and CHRISTMASSY is somewhat elusive as I have put almost zero effort into it. The dentist was rich, but not Christmassy and in person I found her to be a little more elfish than her pictures led on. They're all swingers in "open relationships" around here. Gross. And that is definitely not who I want for Christmas. I shall not settle for anything less than ideal.

That said, a jolly fine chap I remain.

[JUAN]

I went to Walmart for gas today and the Salvation Army bell ringer was already out.

[sean92008]

I went to Walmart for gas today and the Salvation Army bell ringer was already out.

Christ...  Not even Thanksgiving week. (Pre-black Friday though.)

I am looking forward to the ladies in mini Christmas dresses. Spreading holiday cheer through, er, um...

[Up All Night]

If you visit any stores now, prepare to see Christmas displays.

It's the Holiday Season!!!   

[Up All Night]