Author Topic: Ask Bart Anything  (Read 1156073 times)

1 Member and 10 Guests are viewing this topic.

KSM

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • *********
  • Posts: 16351
    • Real Bad Radio
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2370 on: September 27, 2019, 12:43:55 AM »


Yes, KSM, I like fries with tartar when I want something decadent and fattening.


@Sofia It is a weird combination, you must admit that. I had a chocolate lava cake after dinner tonight at the chicken wingery steakhouse type place. It was of course served very warm with house made ice-cream. I knew I would regret it because the sugar high would have me up late on a work night ::) but it was worth every bite. I will be exhausted in 5 hours when I head out to work with sharp things that can cut my hands off with one unexpected kickback or a host of other unfortunate happenings. Once a bee flew into my ear while at my table saw.. almost lost my thumb. You'd never know if you looked at it now. I think the bee is still in there making honey because Winnie The Pooh can't seem to stay out of my ear. In fact he's stuck half way in and rabbit is trying to push him through! Just like in the blustery day cartoon with Tigger.

The wonderful thing about Tigger's, Tigger's are wonderful things; and so on. A racist employee of mine uses a word that rhymes with Tigger's.

So in short; I don't understand why you would mix fries and tarter sauce when there ae so many tastier ways to get yourself that much closer to death.

You're crazy.

Christmas is coming and I'm still willing to pay for your complete relocation to Casper Wyoming or Atlanta GA.   Oh, I have the chair I originally offered you last Christmas so I'll strap it to your ass and wheel you over to wherever you decide to move to.  Cheers babe :)

Sofia

  • Ellightened
  • ******
  • Posts: 3287
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2371 on: September 27, 2019, 01:32:30 AM »
@Sofia It is a weird combination, you must admit that. I had a chocolate lava cake after dinner tonight at the chicken wingery steakhouse type place. It was of course served very warm with house made ice-cream. I knew I would regret it because the sugar high would have me up late on a work night ::) but it was worth every bite. I will be exhausted in 5 hours when I head out to work with sharp things that can cut my hands off with one unexpected kickback or a host of other unfortunate happenings. Once a bee flew into my ear while at my table saw.. almost lost my thumb. You'd never know if you looked at it now. I think the bee is still in there making honey because Winnie The Pooh can't seem to stay out of my ear. In fact he's stuck half way in and rabbit is trying to push him through! Just like in the blustery day cartoon with Tigger.

The wonderful thing about Tigger's, Tigger's are wonderful things; and so on. A racist employee of mine uses a word that rhymes with Tigger's.

So in short; I don't understand why you would mix fries and tarter sauce when there ae so many tastier ways to get yourself that much closer to death.

You're crazy.

Christmas is coming and I'm still willing to pay for your complete relocation to Casper Wyoming or Atlanta GA.   Oh, I have the chair I originally offered you last Christmas so I'll strap it to your ass and wheel you over to wherever you decide to move to.  Cheers babe :)
I'm on a diet so fries very rarely anyway.  You can soften your sugar high with a tablespoon of vinegar in water.  And by having a small balanced meal before or after.  Fiber helps slow things down, too.  A big, simple carb dessert slow me down, too.  Terrible.

Well, sorry you face so much danger.  I've had a few scraps like floodwater up to my waist, steering loss at 70mph, black ice and a triple spin on a highway, Jeep tipping over in snow, etc...  But at work all I have to worry about is not bearing so much of the patient's weight that I break my knees or arches, as has nearly happened.  Recovery time is long when over 50!  Be careful out there.

Thanks for the offer.  I got the chair thing settled - just wasn't using the household supplies right.  Thank you, though.  I do need a "kneeler chair", go keep my quads looser and loosen my pelvic area after a car accident a few years ago.  But I'll budget it somehow.  Thank you for your offer.  As far as moving, thanks anyway, but those places are too HOT! 

So.  You get tinnitus, too?

You sound very up.

KSM

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • *********
  • Posts: 16351
    • Real Bad Radio
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2372 on: September 27, 2019, 09:07:10 PM »
I'm on a diet so fries very rarely anyway.  You can soften your sugar high with a tablespoon of vinegar in water.  And by having a small balanced meal before or after.  Fiber helps slow things down, too.  A big, simple carb dessert slow me down, too.  Terrible.

Well, sorry you face so much danger.  I've had a few scraps like floodwater up to my waist, steering loss at 70mph, black ice and a triple spin on a highway, Jeep tipping over in snow, etc...  But at work all I have to worry about is not bearing so much of the patient's weight that I break my knees or arches, as has nearly happened.  Recovery time is long when over 50!  Be careful out there.

Thanks for the offer.  I got the chair thing settled - just wasn't using the household supplies right.  Thank you, though.  I do need a "kneeler chair", go keep my quads looser and loosen my pelvic area after a car accident a few years ago.  But I'll budget it somehow.  Thank you for your offer.  As far as moving, thanks anyway, but those places are too HOT! 

So.  You get tinnitus, too?

You sound very up.
Good answers. +1

Yes I was very up. #ChocolateLavaCake #SugarHigh

damon

  • I Am The New Falkie!
  • Ellevated
  • *
  • Posts: 6366
  • Gone Fishing
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2373 on: September 28, 2019, 03:26:12 PM »
@Bart Ell How is your weekend so far?

Spookcat

  • Proud Cat Lady
  • Ellevated
  • *******
  • Posts: 12685
  • I'm not an actual cat...or am I?!
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2374 on: September 28, 2019, 10:30:11 PM »
No weekend SOR on KONR?
Time spent with cats is never wasted.

JayGab

  • KNYE
  • ****
  • Posts: 290
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2375 on: September 28, 2019, 11:15:14 PM »
No weekend SOR on KONR?
@SpookPumpkin Looks like you'll actually have to get a life for a night, huh :-\
Actual N-Word
Not A Paid Actor

Bart Ell

  • Shithead
  • Ellevated
  • *****
  • Posts: 26108
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2376 on: September 29, 2019, 06:15:37 AM »
No weekend SOR on KONR?

Rich was having some issues with the software. It should be fixed for his next time hosting.

Dwindling Stacks

  • Elluminati
  • ******
  • Posts: 1832
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2377 on: September 29, 2019, 01:07:15 PM »
@Bart Ell, will the Art Bell Thunderdome ever be used?  It just sits there like a bright shiny object begging to be used.

Bart Ell

  • Shithead
  • Ellevated
  • *****
  • Posts: 26108
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2378 on: September 29, 2019, 05:23:38 PM »
@Bart Ell, will the Art Bell Thunderdome ever be used?  It just sits there like a bright shiny object begging to be used.

The person who asked for it is ill and was not able to launch their idea yet.
Hopefully they return soon and get it going.

KSM

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • *********
  • Posts: 16351
    • Real Bad Radio
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2379 on: September 29, 2019, 06:29:52 PM »
@Bart Ell I meant to ask this a few days ago.

This past Tuesday it came to my attention that one of my two employs has the original real song, the track that is the theme song from the rancid TV series, FRIENDS in his playlist on his phone! I was fucking speechless!  This tells me that if I was to attend a gathering or party at his house that I would be subject to hearing this vile audible declaration of war on my ears and sanity without notice! Perhaps as I was eating!! OMG!

Would stabbing him to death be sufficient or shall I burn his entire family alive while said song plays?








Of course I would never actually do this but I can dream can't I? Well I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it.. :-\

Bart Ell

  • Shithead
  • Ellevated
  • *****
  • Posts: 26108
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2380 on: September 29, 2019, 06:33:12 PM »
@Bart Ell I meant to ask this a few days ago.

This past Tuesday it came to my attention that one of my two employs has the original real song, the track that is the theme song from the rancid TV series, FRIENDS in his playlist on his phone! I was fucking speechless!  This tells me that if I was to attend a gathering or party at his house that I would be subject to hearing this vile audible declaration of war on my ears and sanity without notice! Perhaps as I was eating!! OMG!

Would stabbing him to death be sufficient or shall I burn his entire family alive while said song plays?












Of course I would never actually do this but I can dream can't I? Well I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it.. :-\

Burn the family alive, dig up the already dead ones and burn them too.
Go back 5 generations.
It's the right thing to do.

KSM

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • *********
  • Posts: 16351
    • Real Bad Radio
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2381 on: September 29, 2019, 06:35:46 PM »
LOLOL    Sounds fair.

TigerLily

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • ******
  • Posts: 10806
  • Art's Tart Bart's Bitchen Babe Fearless Cat Lady
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2382 on: September 29, 2019, 06:37:10 PM »
@Bart Ell I meant to ask this a few days ago.

This past Tuesday it came to my attention that one of my two employs has the original real song, the track that is the theme song from the rancid TV series, FRIENDS in his playlist on his phone! I was fucking speechless!  This tells me that if I was to attend a gathering or party at his house that I would be subject to hearing this vile audible declaration of war on my ears and sanity without notice! Perhaps as I was eating!! OMG!

Would stabbing him to death be sufficient or shall I burn his entire family alive while said song plays?

Or turn it into a parody for Bart's next grand opus








Of course I would never actually do this but I can dream can't I? Well I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it.. :-\

Or turn it into a parody for Bart's next grand opus
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

KSM

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • *********
  • Posts: 16351
    • Real Bad Radio
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2383 on: September 29, 2019, 06:38:04 PM »

if those are your real lips I'll eat my hat..

And Your Pussy

KSM

  • Evil Temptress
  • Ellevated
  • *********
  • Posts: 16351
    • Real Bad Radio
Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2384 on: September 29, 2019, 06:39:23 PM »
Or turn it into a parody for Bart's next grand opus
What the Ell, yours too!


gnight