Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

Hey Bartlemagne

Maybe the Whatever thread should be pinned. It would be easier to post there. Then we wouldn't end up junking up your thread with vapid discussions of miscellaneous detritus and junk food. Keep The Bart pure for questions of great consequence and import. As God intended

Signed, Questioning for Truth
(and no I don't have OCD. I just happen to like everything neat and IN ITS PLACE)

[anniem]

Hey Bartlemagne

Maybe the Whatever thread should be pinned. It would be easier to post there. Then we wouldn't end up junking up your thread with vapid discussions of       and junk food.

Are we voting? Oh, wait, I have just added to the junk in this thread. Sorry.
If we are voting I vote yes. Wups! Did it again.

[TigerLily]

Are we voting? Oh, wait, I have just added to the junk in this thread. Sorry.
If we are voting I vote yes. Wups! Did it again.

Appropriate. You were asking a question

[Bart Ell]

Hey Bartlemagne

Maybe the Whatever thread should be pinned. It would be easier to post there. Then we wouldn't end up junking up your thread with vapid discussions of miscellaneous detritus and junk food. Keep The Bart pure for questions of great consequence and import. As God intended

Signed, Questioning for Truth
(and no I don't have OCD. I just happen to like everything neat and IN ITS PLACE)

My gigantic ego prefers the attention in a thread with my name on it.
Please come back with a better argument.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Watching that makes my teeth hurt and I don’t have any.

? What do you bite @TigerLily with?

[TigerLily]

My gigantic ego prefers the attention in a thread with my name on it.
Please come back with a better argument.

Just a thought. A salaam my lord

My therapist will send you the bill for my additional sessions

[TigerLily]

? What do you bite @TigerLily with?

There is always a biter and a bitee. Why do you think they call me Tiger?

[Bobs Your Uncle]

There is always a biter and a bitee. Why do you think they call me Tiger?

[anniem]

My gigantic ego prefers the attention in a thread with my name on it.
Please come back with a better argument.

There will be no lack of attention to the Barts. The Whatever thread is a thread that was beaten down 26 times and despite all odds has rallied due to the loving care of fantastic Tiger Lily. Now it is a lively active nice thread and pinning it could help it continue to grow even more.
Please and thank you.

[Bart Ell]

There will be no lack of attention to the Barts. The Whatever thread is a thread that was beaten down 26 times and despite all odds has rallied due to the loving care of fantastic Tiger Lily. Now it is a lively active nice thread and pinning it could help it continue to grow even more.
Please and thank you.

Almost all stickied threads were a result of people giving me hundreds of dollars of Amazon gift cards via private message.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Almost all stickied threads were a result of people giving me hundreds of dollars of Amazon gift cards via private message.

Ok, then that's out.

[anniem]

Almost all stickied threads were a result of people giving me hundreds of dollars of Amazon gift cards via private message.

PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BARTY BARTY BARTY

[Bart Ell]

PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BARTY BARTY BARTY

I got your private message and I found your donation a little light.

[anniem]

I got your private message and I found your donation a little light.

Oh. Ok. Check again.

[TigerLily]

There will be no lack of attention to the Barts. The Whatever thread is a thread that was beaten down 26 times and despite all odds has rallied due to the loving care of fantastic Tiger Lily. Now it is a lively active nice thread and pinning it could help it continue to grow even more.
Please and thank you.

You are so adorable. And so right!