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[Bart Ell]

What happened to Morg? You don't mean Morgus do you?

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=8.msg234566#msg234566

[KSM]

Dear Bart,

How many puppies & kittens must I skin alive when all the sudden through the classic rock station I hear.. 

"Ooga Chacka, Oooga Chacka, Oooga Oooga Oooga Chacka.." And so on  ??

 The physical anger Cannot be successfully formulated in thought and text. Only action.  For there is no other suckle.

[TigerLily]

Dear Bart,

How many puppies & kittens must I skin alive when all the sudden through the classic rock station I hear.. 

"Ooga Chacka, Oooga Chacka, Oooga Oooga Oooga Chacka.." And so on  ??

 The physical anger Cannot be successfully formulated in thought and text. Only action.  For there is no other suckle.

I believe you mean succor. But considering the source you never know

[KSM]

I believe you mean succor. But considering the source you never know

NO! I mean SUCKLE, as in tit of relief. Once one hears that horrible music it ruins ones DAY and there is no return!!   Ya Soooo fucking analytical.

READING COMPREHENSION!! WORK ON IT!!

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

How many puppies & kittens must I skin alive when all the sudden through the classic rock station I hear.. 

"Ooga Chacka, Oooga Chacka, Oooga Oooga Oooga Chacka.." And so on  ??

 The physical anger Cannot be successfully formulated in thought and text. Only action.  For there is no other suckle.

There is no excuse for Blue Swede over B.J. Thomas.
There was no Oooga ANYTHING in the original.
Fucking Swedes.

[KSM]

There is no excuse for Blue Swede over B.J. Thomas.
There was no Oooga ANYTHING in the original.
Fucking Swedes.

Are we both talking about, hooked on a feeling? That is the one that drives the kill urge.

[JUAN]

@Scary Penis do I need to give you a music history course?

[paladin1991]

Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan? No no ... don't tell me. Rush Limbaugh.
fixed

[KSM]

@Scary Penis do I need to give you a music history course?

@juan @Bart Ell

Good grief! That is not the song!  Didn't the Oooba Chucka…. speak for itself? Seriously you two!  Perhaps I have the song title wrong?

The band that plays the song in question has some blond hippy Jim Dandy lookin dude.  Some of the words are "Lips as sweet as satin, always on my mind. Girl you got me thinking, bout another glass of wine"  The whole damn song starts with the ooba chucka's  then the worst voice in all recorded music breaks out in solo EYE EE EYE EE EYE I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing!

C'mon MAN   help a phallus out here..

[GravitySucks]

@juan @Bart Ell

Good grief! That is not the song!  Didn't the Oooba Chucka…. speak for itself? Seriously you two!  Perhaps I have the song title wrong?

The band that plays the song in question has some blond hippy Jim Dandy lookin dude.  Some of the words are "Lips as sweet as satin, always on my mind. Girl you got me thinking, bout another glass of wine"  The whole damn song starts with the ooba chucka's  then the worst voice in all recorded music breaks out in solo EYE EE EYE EE EYE I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing!

C'mon MAN   help a phallus out here..

Lips are sweet as candy....
The taste stays on my mind.

[KSM]

Look! You guys are all nine days older than water so you can just shit out of the thin fucking air. There is no mistaking my original post. It's very distinctive.

BTW I've already killed all the puppies and kitties so it no longer matters.

[Bart Ell]

@juan @Bart Ell

Good grief! That is not the song!  Didn't the Oooba Chucka…. speak for itself? Seriously you two!  Perhaps I have the song title wrong?

The band that plays the song in question has some blond hippy Jim Dandy lookin dude.  Some of the words are "Lips as sweet as satin, always on my mind. Girl you got me thinking, bout another glass of wine"  The whole damn song starts with the ooba chucka's  then the worst voice in all recorded music breaks out in solo EYE EE EYE EE EYE I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing!

C'mon MAN   help a phallus out here..

Some British guy added that Oooga bullshit and then the Swedes I clearly mentioned covered the cover and bastardized it even more.

[KSM]

OOOooooooooggghhhhh   That's the one. You jackasses fucked around it six ways from asshole to breakfast on Sunday. It didn't have to be this painful.

Guess I'll kill Vera now   Hope you numbskulls are happy.

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[Spookcat]

OOOooooooooggghhhhh   That's the one. You jackasses fucked around it six ways from asshole to breakfast on Sunday. It didn't have to be this painful.

Guess I'll kill Vera now   Hope you numbskulls are happy.

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What a cute doggy! Such a long tail! 💛

[TigerLily]

OOOooooooooggghhhhh   That's the one. You jackasses fucked around it six ways from asshole to breakfast on Sunday. It didn't have to be this painful.

Guess I'll kill Vera now   Hope you numbskulls are happy.

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You would never hurt that lovely doggie.  Does Vera (your dog not your wife) poop on that perfect lawn? Or is she only brought out on picture day?