Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

You would never hurt that lovely doggie.  Does Vera (your dog not your wife) poop on that perfect lawn? Or is she only brought out on picture day?

@VampireLily C'mon  you're really asking me that? Vera is incredibly smart (German Shepard) smart. She does NOT pee or poo on any of the good lawns.  There is an 8-28 ft strip on one side of the house where she goes. It's her lawn and she has privacy there. She's over 140 LB's so she can leave rather large and unfortunate biscuits of destruction, we do not want them on prize winning grass.  She's good.

There, ya happy?    how's the wine going down tonight. ?

Oh and BTW, there are no "Vampire" Lilies.  Kinda garden do you have Ms. Nosypants.  ?

[DynamoHum]

Hey @Bart Ell can you please give @BartEllProducer all my Karma points please? He clearly needs some cheering up.

[damon]

@Bart Ell , Are you going to have an awesome Halloween??

[Ghost BEP]

Hey @Bart Ell can you please give @BartEllProducer all my Karma points please? He clearly needs some cheering up.

I do appreciate the gesture but, I’d likely donate the illicit gains to someone else.

[KSM]

Hey @Bart Ell can you please give @BartEllProducer all my Karma points please? He clearly needs some cheering up.

I do my part. But BEP doesn't care. I made a chicken dinner and he didn't show.  Although in his defense, I didn't invite him

Mmmmm  Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!

[Ghost BEP]

I do my part. But BEP doesn't care. I made a chicken dinner and he didn't show.  Although in his defense, I didn't invite him

Mmmmm  Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!

You’re just jealous because I wouldn’t whack it to a box of KD in your tool shed while you watched!

#MeToo

[TigerLily]

@Bart Ell , Are you going to have an awesome Halloween??

He's going to die!!!!

[DynamoHum]

I do appreciate the gesture but, I’d likely donate the illicit gains to someone else.

I don’t really care what you think about the gesture - your raging life pain clearly needs some help @Bart Ell  we all need to do our part to help the little man out please:)

[TigerLily]

Dear Bartrageous,

Just came home from howling at the stars (no moon tonight) expecting to watch your Death. So you got a one day reprieve? Congratulations. Why wasn't I notified?

Sincerely, Mixed Emotions

[Spookcat]

Dear Bartrageous,

Just came home from howling at the stars (no moon tonight) expecting to watch your Death. So you got a one day reprieve? Congratulations. Why wasn't I notified?

Sincerely, Mixed Emotions

He did post it. Multiple places, even your thread.

[TigerLily]

He did post it. Multiple places, even your thread.

Oh.  btw It's not my thread. It's Ellgab's thread

#NoBranding

[damon]

@Bart Ell  Are you going to a thanksgiving woo video and a Christmas woo video too??

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell  Are you going to a thanksgiving woo video and a Christmas woo video too??

The Christmas one will be the series finale.

[Walks_At_Night]

The Christmas one will be the series finale.

We fear the deer.

[PolkaDot]

Is @Ghost BEP a kinder gentler BEP?