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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2760 on: November 30, 2019, 07:16:02 PM »
@damon Let's ask you the same question: Damon, what do you want for Christmas? Serious! I want to know.

I want moose knuckles and beef curtains.
@KSM , I would like to have Falkie and Heather Wade to be cell mates roommates and take over Coast to Coast am.

@Bart Ell Are you going to take over Coast to Coast Am??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2761 on: December 01, 2019, 01:22:37 AM »
@KSM , I would like to have Falkie and Heather Wade to be cell mates roommates and take over Coast to Coast am.

Damon, Bart's plate is rather full, he won't be taking on anymore international responsibilities. He's running for office in Winnipeg or some shit.

What's a falkie? I used to know a guy named Ron Heather, he worked at a lumber yard. He's dead now (blew his head clean off) because he didn't know who he was meant to be. From about 8AM he was Ron and then shit always went bad as he transitioned into Heather for the rest of the day. OMG the tampons he used to send his underlings out for. Never used any of them, want a box? Alas, I always thought of him as Ron but I think it was Heather that shot him.  :'(

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2762 on: December 04, 2019, 01:32:42 PM »
@Bart Ell is there something you want to tell us?

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Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2763 on: December 04, 2019, 09:11:18 PM »
The only BIG news is the closing of the forum January 1. NTBA
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2764 on: December 04, 2019, 10:40:59 PM »
The only BIG news is the closing of the forum January 1. NTBA

That's not funny

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2765 on: December 04, 2019, 10:46:05 PM »
That's not funny
Wasn't trying to be funny. For once
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2766 on: December 05, 2019, 05:13:37 AM »
@Bart Ell is there something you want to tell us?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2767 on: December 06, 2019, 05:19:09 PM »
Tell me what you think. Thank you.  Heh, heh, heh. ;) ;D ;D ;D

https://twitter.com/i/status/1165488073523826688
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2768 on: December 06, 2019, 06:55:34 PM »
Tell me what you think. Thank you.  Heh, heh, heh. ;) ;D ;D ;D

https://twitter.com/i/status/1165488073523826688

LOL!  That really was good.   Weird Al would be proud.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2769 on: December 06, 2019, 07:03:56 PM »
LOL!  That really was good.   Weird Al would be proud.

Thank you, ShayP. ;)
It's one of the best videos I've seen in a while. ;D

+1 :)
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2770 on: December 12, 2019, 08:11:20 PM »
So what's a Foghat.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2771 on: December 12, 2019, 08:12:46 PM »
So what's a Foghat.

In the form of a question, please.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2772 on: December 13, 2019, 10:13:42 AM »
In the form of a question, please.
Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on.   what say you
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2773 on: December 13, 2019, 10:42:12 AM »
Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on.   what say you

@Christmas Farm Penis  Now now now Penis.  I said I wanted to, but I was in a classic rock mood and was hoping for some Molly Hatchet to come on.  No need to get Bart into this.  ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2774 on: December 13, 2019, 11:12:09 AM »
@Christmas Farm Penis  Now now now Penis.  I said I wanted to, but I was in a classic rock mood and was hoping for some Molly Hatchet to come on.  No need to get Bart into this.  ;D
That flirtin with disaster song drives me NUTS!  The nasally vocals are an abomination. You're only a few years older than me, isn't Molly Hatchet a little before your time? Guess I don't know much about them.

I just want to know what a Foghat is and should I pick one up.

Hmm the N button on my keyboard is not responding unless I hit it hard. Bart what can I do about the N?
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