Ask Bart Anything

[damon]

@damon Let's ask you the same question: Damon, what do you want for Christmas? Serious! I want to know.

I want moose knuckles and beef curtains.

@KSM , I would like to have Falkie and Heather Wade to be cell mates roommates and take over Coast to Coast am.

@Bart Ell Are you going to take over Coast to Coast Am??

[KSM]

@KSM , I would like to have Falkie and Heather Wade to be cell mates roommates and take over Coast to Coast am.

Damon, Bart's plate is rather full, he won't be taking on anymore international responsibilities. He's running for office in Winnipeg or some shit.

What's a falkie? I used to know a guy named Ron Heather, he worked at a lumber yard. He's dead now (blew his head clean off) because he didn't know who he was meant to be. From about 8AM he was Ron and then shit always went bad as he transitioned into Heather for the rest of the day. OMG the tampons he used to send his underlings out for. Never used any of them, want a box? Alas, I always thought of him as Ron but I think it was Heather that shot him. 

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[GravitySucks]

@Bart Ell is there something you want to tell us?

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[KSM]

The only BIG news is the closing of the forum January 1. NTBA

[TigerLily]

The only BIG news is the closing of the forum January 1. NTBA

That's not funny

[KSM]

That's not funny

Wasn't trying to be funny. For once

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell is there something you want to tell us?

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Elvis had sexy lips.

[StarrMountain]

Tell me what you think. Thank you.  Heh, heh, heh.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1165488073523826688

[ShayP]

Tell me what you think. Thank you.  Heh, heh, heh.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1165488073523826688

LOL!  That really was good.   Weird Al would be proud.

[StarrMountain]

LOL!  That really was good.   Weird Al would be proud.

Thank you, ShayP.
It's one of the best videos I've seen in a while.

+1

[KSM]

So what's a Foghat.

[Bart Ell]

So what's a Foghat.

In the form of a question, please.

[KSM]

In the form of a question, please.

Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on.   what say you

[ShayP]

Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on.   what say you

@Christmas Farm Penis  Now now now Penis.  I said I wanted to, but I was in a classic rock mood and was hoping for some Molly Hatchet to come on.  No need to get Bart into this. 

[KSM]

@Christmas Farm Penis  Now now now Penis.  I said I wanted to, but I was in a classic rock mood and was hoping for some Molly Hatchet to come on.  No need to get Bart into this. 

That flirtin with disaster song drives me NUTS!  The nasally vocals are an abomination. You're only a few years older than me, isn't Molly Hatchet a little before your time? Guess I don't know much about them.

I just want to know what a Foghat is and should I pick one up.

Hmm the N button on my keyboard is not responding unless I hit it hard. Bart what can I do about the N?