Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

These guitars are great. Saw off the neck just above the body. Drill an appropriate hole in each. Insert a short length of wooden dowel and push together. At the loud conclusion of the gig, the lead player swaps to this one, runs to the front of the stage and smashes the guitar. The dowel breaks rather than the guitar.. Retrieve the axe, and have a roadie replace the dowel on the bus. Repeat.

Is there a similar trick for biting the heads off chickens?

[StarrMountain]

OMG!  I LOVE your avatar!!!  

+1

[Ren]

Bart Ell,

Who is Barf Ell?

[Bart Ell]

Bart Ell,

Who is Barf Ell?

I am a GOD among men.
Naturally people do what they can do honor me.
Some take the Mad Magazine route to show their love for my grandness.

[TigerLily]

I am a GOD among men.
Naturally people do what they can do honor me.
Some take the Mad Magazine route to show their love for my grandness.

Don't forget women

[Bart Ell]

Don't forget women

I am more of an object of desire to women.

[KSM]

Am I going to be one the new Zoo occupants? If so I would really like my own cage. I never shared hotel rooms so I've no plans to start now.

[damon]

Are the zoo people still active or are they dust by now?  And I will take my answer on the air @Bart Ell . Thanks

[TigerLily]

I am more of an object of desire to women.

You will get no argument from me

Dear Bartman

A lot of people are complaining behind your back about the loss of karma. I don't care. My karma is in excellent shape. But I don't like so many complaining. It's bad karma

Soo ... Why did you get rid of karma points? Are you going to restore it? Asking for many friends and acquaintances

[KSM]

A lot of people are complaining behind your back about the loss of karma. I don't care. My karma is in excellent shape. But I don't like so many complaining. It's bad karma

Soo ... Why did you get rid of karma points? Are you going to restore it? Asking for many friends and acquaintances

Plus 1!!  actually I did it

[anniem]

Am I going to be one the new Zoo occupants? If so I would really like my own cage. I never shared hotel rooms so I've no plans to start now.

What was your crime?  Be sorry and behave, Mr. Man.

[JayGab]

IT'S A SECOND CHRISTMAS, MIRACLE!!!

FUCK YOU ALL!!

[KSM]

What was your crime?  Be sorry and behave, Mr. Man.

For I have committed no crime. But still I'll burrrrnnnn

But you're right. Going to turn over a new leaf. Gonna straighten up and fly right!

[JUAN]

Gonna straighten up and fly right!

[KSM]

@juan Great song. Those recordings were lightning in a bottle and you've got to love the smooooth ear candy of the Les Paul rhythm/neck pickup. Unmistakable sound right there.