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paladin1991

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2880 on: January 05, 2020, 08:40:13 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 01, 2020, 05:47:18 PM
You might need this
  Is that a flexi cock ring?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2881 on: January 05, 2020, 08:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Chimp Covfefe on January 01, 2020, 09:12:47 PM
I bit your arm when you tried to blow me in my sleep you girly boy
Look!  A gay monkey.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2882 on: January 05, 2020, 08:45:33 PM »
Quote from: Sofia on January 03, 2020, 12:00:38 AM
And don't forget God!
Or the color blue.  Or....

WTF, Sofia.  Are you having a Tootsie brain fart?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2883 on: January 05, 2020, 08:45:42 PM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on January 05, 2020, 08:40:13 PM
  Is that a flexi cock ring?

NO.
It is an angelic halo.
So you know who is who.
 :D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2884 on: January 05, 2020, 08:46:13 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 03, 2020, 06:00:28 AM
No.
Your post sounds like @KSM describing a dream he had.
Slapping the long wood between the lesbian titties.
Yeah, but it wasn't hard wood, was it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2885 on: January 05, 2020, 08:46:45 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 03, 2020, 09:16:07 AM
That reminds me. I always go bra shopping during January sales. Maybe the #Clickacy gods will smile upon me and materialize a good site if I pray really loud

#Clickacy Gods. I ask thee to render upon me a decent BRA SHOPPING site. Awomen
Tell me what size and I will order for you.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2886 on: January 05, 2020, 08:47:48 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 05, 2020, 08:45:42 PM
NO.
It is an angelic halo.
So you know who is who.
 :D
Well, if it were a flexi cock ring, you would know  it is me.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2887 on: January 05, 2020, 08:48:27 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 05, 2020, 08:45:42 PM
NO.
It is an angelic halo.
So you know who is who.
 :D
...by where they choose to wear it.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2888 on: January 05, 2020, 09:22:18 PM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on January 05, 2020, 08:46:45 PM
Tell me what size and I will order for you.

About a good handful. If you have big hands
A summer queen is not born, she is made through adversity and strength - Elizabeth Chadwick

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2889 on: January 05, 2020, 09:27:34 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 09:22:18 PM
About a good handful

Dear God in Heaven. Or Bart since God seems to be confused. I pray for a good bra site and I get this

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What the Hell kind of clothing is this, Bart?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2890 on: January 05, 2020, 09:34:37 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 09:27:34 PM
Dear God in Heaven. Or Bart since God seems to be confused. I pray for a good bra site and I get this

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What the Hell kind of clothing is this, Bart?
They look like painters pants. Little short but they do.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2891 on: January 05, 2020, 09:38:02 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:34:37 PM
They look like painters pants. Little short but they do.

Don't they look like they fit a little ... oddly? And is that black velcro? And why are you answering my prayer to Bart?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2892 on: January 05, 2020, 09:39:51 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 09:38:02 PM
Don't they look like they fit a little ... oddly? And is that black velcro? And why are you answering my prayer to Bart?
No, anybody can put those on and they'll look the same.  You could wear those and look like I'm in your pants.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2893 on: January 05, 2020, 09:41:20 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:39:51 PM
No, anybody can put those on and they'll look the same.  You could wear those and look like I'm in your pants.

You wish
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2894 on: January 05, 2020, 09:41:25 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 09:27:34 PM

What the Hell kind of clothing is this, Bart?

The kind an assclown who draws all over his arms wears.
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