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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2865 on: January 01, 2020, 11:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 01, 2020, 09:48:29 PM

LOLOL  "He's got a pinky that's brown"  AAaaaahahahaha   ;D 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2866 on: January 02, 2020, 09:24:37 AM »
 Dear Bartucius

Just noticed we now have a Top Right Corner newsflash. Are you concerned it will soon be considered Fake News by a few malcontents? Best be prepared to identify your sources. Although that will hardly matter

P.S. While Walking in the Winter Woods with my White Wolves, I believe I spotted a mess of filthy animals hibernating in an obvious den of inequity that looked shockingly like @KSM 's man cave. Are those the animals you are looking for?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2867 on: January 02, 2020, 11:10:48 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 02, 2020, 09:24:37 AM

P.S. While Walking in the Winter Woods with my White Wolves, I believe I spotted a mess of filthy animals hibernating in an obvious den of inequity that looked shockingly like @KSM 's man cave. Are those the animals you are looking for?

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I'm glad my half of Vera wasn't around to read that.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2868 on: January 02, 2020, 11:44:55 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 02, 2020, 09:24:37 AM
Dear Bartucius

Just noticed we now have a Top Right Corner newsflash. Are you concerned it will soon be considered Fake News by a few malcontents? Best be prepared to identify your sources. Although that will hardly matter

P.S. While Walking in the Winter Woods with my White Wolves, I believe I spotted a mess of filthy animals hibernating in an obvious den of inequity that looked shockingly like @KSM 's man cave. Are those the animals you are looking for?

Keep Ellgab Filth Free

By his man cave do you mean his mind?
Go easy, it is cold up there, man.
Where he lives, not in his mind.
Actually...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2869 on: January 02, 2020, 12:48:36 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 02, 2020, 11:44:55 AM
By his man cave do you mean his mind?
Go easy, it is cold up there, man.
Where he lives, not in his mind.
Actually...
Oh I saw her milling around outside my cave door. Her and her mangy mutts. She almost got the guts to knock but she knew if she did I would've Filthy Animalized her.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2870 on: January 03, 2020, 12:00:38 AM »
And don't forget God!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2871 on: January 03, 2020, 05:32:53 AM »
Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2872 on: January 03, 2020, 06:00:28 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 03, 2020, 05:32:53 AM
Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?

No.
Your post sounds like @KSM describing a dream he had.
Slapping the long wood between the lesbian titties.



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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2873 on: January 03, 2020, 06:11:42 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 03, 2020, 05:32:53 AM
Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?
Just click and don’t worry.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2874 on: January 03, 2020, 09:16:07 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 03, 2020, 05:32:53 AM
Should I be concerned that the last few Ads I've seen here are for 78 different sizes of bras, lesbian owned banks, and Longwood University?

That reminds me. I always go bra shopping during January sales. Maybe the #Clickacy gods will smile upon me and materialize a good site if I pray really loud

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2875 on: January 03, 2020, 09:24:23 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 03, 2020, 09:16:07 AM
That reminds me. I always go bra shopping during January sales. Maybe the #Clickacy gods will smile upon me and materialize a good site if I pray really loud

#Clickacy Gods. I ask thee to render upon me a decent BRA SHOPPING site. Awomen
new lingerie is the best! Best luck! May #Clickacy bestow bra gifts upon you.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2876 on: January 03, 2020, 09:56:40 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 03, 2020, 06:00:28 AM
No.
Your post sounds like @KSM describing a dream he had.
Slapping the long wood between the lesbian titties.
They weren't lesbians and if they were they sure as Ell ain't now ;) GRAoWrrouugggrrrr

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2877 on: January 03, 2020, 05:31:15 PM »
"Rikki "Bimbo" Gins Lounge"

Have I missed something?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2878 on: January 03, 2020, 05:34:06 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 03, 2020, 05:31:15 PM
"Rikki "Bimbo" Gins Lounge"

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Yes. 100 years ago thread.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2879 on: January 03, 2020, 10:08:25 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 03, 2020, 05:31:15 PM
"Rikki "Bimbo" Gins Lounge"

Have I missed something?

HA! I had not noticed
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