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[anniem]

Sorry. My mistake. 

Maybe...it is likely a very nice watch and lots of people have not earned such nice watches but feel they should have such nice watches anyway so it isn't fair that she has one and they don't and maybe someone redistributed her watch from her to another to even the playing field and that should be fine? @what timeisitTL

[TigerLily]

Maybe...it is likely a very nice watch and lots of people have not earned such nice watches but feel they should have such nice watches anyway so it isn't fair that she has one and they don't and maybe someone redistributed her watch from her to another to even the playing field and that should be fine? @what timeisitTL

It's a nice sturdy little .... CASIO.  Thankfully I found it before I had to search KSMs caboose. But I had my flashlight and rubber gloves and Vaseline ready jic.

Thank you for your help @Bart Ell  and your cheerleading @anniem

[ShayP]

It's a nice sturdy little .... CASIO. Thankfully I found it before I had to search KSMs caboose. But I had my flashlight and rubber gloves and Vaseline ready jic.

Thank you for your help @Bart Ell  and your cheerleading @anniem

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[TigerLily]

Oh. I've come up with so many replies but they are all rather x-rated. Ok. This one's not so bad

So nice of you to sneak in and out of my bed without bothering me at all. I'm sure you fully disinfected the watch (please oh please oh please). You could have at least made breakfast.  I'm sure there's a place for a COVID mask comment in there somewhere

@ShayP  Christopher Walken has had some intense scenes but I still think that's the best

[KSM]

Oh. I've come up with so many replies but they are all rather x-rated. Ok. This one's not so bad

So nice of you to sneak in and out of my bed without bothering me at all. I'm sure you fully disinfected the watch (please oh please oh please). You could have at least made breakfast.  I'm sure there's a place for a COVID mask comment in there somewhere

I believe the joke is that I! snuck into your ass without being detected. Didn't find any masks though and believe me I Looked! 

[TigerLily]

I believe the joke is that I! snuck into your ass without being detected. Didn't find any masks though and believe me I Looked! 

Oh. My condolences on the whole micro thing

[KSM]

Oh. My condolences on the whole micro thing

I handed you that one..  don't be so proud of yourself.    And besides - flashlight size doesn't matter.

[anniem]

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HA!
The watch has been found and should now be given to someone who does not have a watch.

[anniem]

Is this true?

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[TigerLily]

HA!
The watch has been found and should now be given to someone who does not have a watch.

It was a Christmas gift. I gave my old one to a friend who didn't have one. I told her to give it to someone who she thought could use it. What else do you want to know about my private giving?

It's nice you have such a generous nature and passive aggressive attitude

[Mr Apnea]

Bart,

What's the best way to know if Winter is over on Feb 2?

[Bart Ell]

Is this true?

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Yes.
Shatner was jealous.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

What's the best way to know if Winter is over on Feb 2?

Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!

[Ciardelo]

Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!

I just LOVE quaint Canadian customs! So charming!

[FISH]

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