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TigerLily

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3915 on: January 10, 2021, 10:49:52 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 10, 2021, 05:33:35 AM
Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!

So much for landing on their feet

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3916 on: January 10, 2021, 11:03:50 AM »
Quote from: FISH on January 10, 2021, 08:46:21 AM
did @Bart Ell create --GAB.COM ?

Gab Social
Search domain gab.comhttps://gab.com
Gab is a social network that champions free speech, individual liberty and the free flow of information online. All are welcome.

Sweet Sexy Jesus, no.
Wasn't that the site made a few years ago for slow adults who couldn't handle Twitter?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3917 on: January 10, 2021, 05:12:58 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 10, 2021, 11:03:50 AM
Sweet Sexy Jesus, no.
Wasn't that the site made a few years ago for slow adults who couldn't handle Twitter?
Oh boy!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3918 on: January 10, 2021, 06:12:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 10, 2021, 05:33:35 AM
Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!
I support this.
I would recommend that you use someone else's window or you could end up with a crow problem for a few days. Unless you are into scraping guts and fur. I'm not here to judge, only offering guidance.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3919 on: January 10, 2021, 06:13:13 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 09, 2021, 01:37:12 PM
Is this true?

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Oh, I hope so!!!  ;D
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3920 on: January 10, 2021, 06:17:23 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 09, 2021, 01:37:12 PM
Is this true?

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@anniem Be sure to scroll down a bit and see the Enterprise. It lights up at night  :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan,_Alberta

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3921 on: January 10, 2021, 07:00:52 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 10, 2021, 06:17:23 PM
@anniem Be sure to scroll down a bit and see the Enterprise. It lights up at night  :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan,_Alberta

That's fun!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3922 on: January 10, 2021, 08:41:56 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 10, 2021, 07:00:52 PM
That's fun!
Annie! FUN?  They were on a five year mission for God's sake man! It was downright dangerous JIM!

Green woman have yeast infections!  :o :o :o  IN THERE NIPPLES!!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3923 on: January 10, 2021, 08:49:35 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 10, 2021, 08:41:56 PM
Annie! FUN?  They were on a five year mission for God's sake man! It was downright dangerous JIM!
Green woman have yeast infections!  :o :o :o  IN THERE NIPPLES!!

I am a proud owner of a tribble. No, I have 2. My brother bought me one at a ST convention in the seventies. Then I got another at the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton. They had very strong tasty drinks there.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3924 on: January 10, 2021, 08:51:24 PM »
@Bart Ell  I have a question for you. How are you doing today?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3925 on: January 11, 2021, 04:24:27 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 10, 2021, 08:51:24 PM
@Bart Ell  I have a question for you. How are you doing today?

So far so great!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3926 on: January 12, 2021, 07:50:39 AM »
Quote from: anniem on January 10, 2021, 08:49:35 PM
I am a proud owner of a tribble. No, I have 2. My brother bought me one at a ST convention in the seventies. Then I got another at the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton. They had very strong tasty drinks there.

Guess they aren’t boy AND girl ones or by now you’d have 2 million plus according to Captain Kirk.
😉

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3927 on: January 12, 2021, 10:15:26 AM »
Quote from: Jayzelady on January 12, 2021, 07:50:39 AM
Guess they aren’t boy AND girl ones or by now you’d have 2 million plus according to Captain Kirk.


What do you think of this?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3928 on: January 12, 2021, 05:07:26 PM »
Bart,

I took an online test to determine if I was some sort of degenerate freak. It is called the Evaluation of Female Attractiveness test. I'm not sure how it could have turned out more neutral - damn near dead of center on the grid. In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.

Even one of my favorite podcasters is pushing the envelope.

My disheartening results:
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Oh for those that are attracted to dudes there is a test for you

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3929 on: January 12, 2021, 06:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 12, 2021, 05:07:26 PM
In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.

You came to me because you want the truth.
I am here to give you that truth.
It's going to seem drastic.
It's going to seem impossible.
I am here to tell you it is not impossible because I have done it.
You are going to have to train yourself to masturbate to images of Kathy.
To completion.
What's the reward?
Freedom.
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