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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4065 on: February 16, 2021, 06:32:59 AM »
I don't drink.
I also don't like hanging around insufferable cunts.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4066 on: February 16, 2021, 07:21:18 AM »
@Bart Ell there is a rumor on the mean streets of the interwebs that you're planning to live forever. is this true??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4067 on: February 16, 2021, 05:13:09 PM »
1. Human furniture.
Alive or tastefully reconstructed?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4068 on: February 16, 2021, 05:19:35 PM »
@Bart Ell  I have a question for you? Are you going to rule the World??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4069 on: February 17, 2021, 05:20:56 AM »
@Bart Ell there is a rumor on the mean streets of the interwebs that you're planning to live forever. is this true??

I plan to live as long as I can naturally achieve an erect state.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4070 on: February 17, 2021, 05:21:14 AM »
Alive or tastefully reconstructed?

I'm not picky.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4071 on: February 17, 2021, 05:22:01 AM »
@Bart Ell  I have a question for you? Are you going to rule the World??

No, that would be a waste of precious time.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4072 on: February 17, 2021, 01:10:32 PM »
I'm not picky.
Go reconstructed then, alive seems like a lot more work.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4073 on: February 18, 2021, 06:54:48 PM »
@Bart Ell Is it true that you know everything because you have a very large intelligence network and its called The Bart ell Intelligence agency??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4074 on: February 18, 2021, 07:16:53 PM »
@Bart Ell Is it true that you know everything because you have a very large intelligence network and its called The Bart ell Intelligence agency??

Plausible!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4075 on: February 20, 2021, 05:33:11 PM »
How do you feel about hockey being cancelled because ice conditions are not perfect. Also, I expect the correct answer.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4076 on: February 24, 2021, 01:57:32 PM »
Has the handle "Chauncey Allcock" been spoken for?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4077 on: February 24, 2021, 02:39:00 PM »
Will Ciardelo be back soon?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4078 on: February 24, 2021, 03:06:08 PM »
How do you feel about hockey being cancelled because ice conditions are not perfect. Also, I expect the correct answer.

Do a better job making the ice and games would not have to be postponed.
Can't play on subpar shit.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4079 on: February 24, 2021, 03:06:35 PM »
Has the handle "Chauncey Allcock" been spoken for?

I think you mean Allprick.

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