Ask Bart Anything

[Kidnostad]

You'll get over it. Who knew there was a sense of humor under those pompous tirades? Or am I confusing you with PB?

That's not fair.  PB is a gentleman, a scholar and a judge of fine horseflesh.  I'm the one who prevents us from having nice furniture

[Kidnostad]

When we die do we go to Facebook?

Okay, you get an up check for that one--damn it!

[Bart Ell]

When we die do we go to Facebook?

Only those who have masturbated to a visual of a blood parent go to Facebook when they die.

[Kidnostad]

I think you mean Allprick.

@DaveScottSOR

Now that you mention it, a Philipino guy I knew used to call me a "big plick."

[PolkaDot]

WHAT?

WHO would start such a salacious rumor?

[Mr Apnea]

Bart,   is it true that an American Airlines pilot saw a flying prick?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,   is it true that an American Airlines pilot saw a flying prick?

Flying prick?
SOUNDS TRUE TO ME!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?

https://twitter.com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737

[Kidnostad]

Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?

https://twitter.

com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737

This story is suspiciously short on detail and bears the scent of a spoof. I'm not dumping my Krugerrands just yet.

[Bart Ell]

Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?

https://twitter.com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737

Be right back, The Bart needs to do the Congo!
Don't correct me on this one, @juan , Gloria Estefan has her bags packed and we are going mountain climbing.

[JUAN]

Be right back, The Bart needs to do the Congo!
Don't correct me on this one, @juan , Gloria Estefan has her bags packed and we are going mountain climbing.

I’m sure Emilio will be tagging along.

[whoozit]

Is it correct to assume that bruising happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?  I am basing this hypothesis on sweet Kathy’s raccoon eyes.

[Bart Ell]

Is it correct to assume that bruising happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?  I am basing this hypothesis on sweet Kathy’s raccoon eyes.

That or she swallows him balls deep and they pound her eyes into their current state of raccoonery.

[PolkaDot]

That's not fair.  PB is a gentleman, a scholar and a judge of fine horseflesh.  I'm the one who prevents us from having nice furniture

The first part I'm not sold on, but I believe the second.

[damon]

@Bart Ell is the Ellgab zoo still died??