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[damon]

What are your plans for this week?? @Bart Ell

[Bart Ell]

What are your plans for this week?? @Bart Ell

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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Not sure if you are familiar with woot.com - it is a site that sells stuff. On occasion they have a "woot off" where random items come up for sale. The next item will not come up until the current item is sold out. Occasionaly a "Bag of Crap" will pop up. It is very hard to get as everyone jumps on it because it can be literally anything. I got a few back in the day but swore it off after the last one I lucked into. I got a box that some dude returned to the Home Shopping Network. It literally had the dudes name and return address on it and HSN never even opened it. Inside was a big ass jump starter for a car but the positive terminal clamp was busted off and it had leaked some battery juice. Filled with horror and disgust I said never again.

Just came across this video where some dude got 1758 pounds of car wax as his bag of crap. This inspires me and sort of restores my faith in human beings.  Should I get back in the Bag of Crap game?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Not sure if you are familiar with woot.com - it is a site that sells stuff. On occasion they have a "woot off" where random items come up for sale. The next item will not come up until the current item is sold out. Occasionaly a "Bag of Crap" will pop up. It is very hard to get as everyone jumps on it because it can be literally anything. I got a few back in the day but swore it off after the last one I lucked into. I got a box that some dude returned to the Home Shopping Network. It literally had the dudes name and return address on it and HSN never even opened it. Inside was a big ass jump starter for a car but the positive terminal clamp was busted off and it had leaked some battery juice. Filled with horror and disgust I said never again.

Just came across this video where some dude got 1758 pounds of car wax as his bag of crap. This inspires me and sort of restores my faith in human beings.  Should I get back in the Bag of Crap game?

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It would be a crime if you didn't.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hi Bart,

Below is a commander of the Northern Alliance which is eternally fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan.  That is the official story. Is it plausible that he is really one of The Doors time travelled from 1969?

https://twitter.com/NA2NRF/status/1433486866020503552

[Bart Ell]

Hi Bart,

Below is a commander of the Northern Alliance which is eternally fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan.  That is the official story. Is it plausible that he is really one of The Doors time travelled from 1969?

https://twitter.com/NA2NRF/status/1433486866020503552

That is Dave Portnoy.
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[Walks_At_Night]

That is Dave Portnoy.
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Holy Schnikes it is!

[KSM]

this is good

gittin' some real ASKing done here

nice

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Peter Caine, the dude in NY that has the frozen bigfoot in his freezer and also claims to have been raped by one, has had a much younger lady move in with him. The bigfoot videos have dried up and his live streams are pretty much him crowing about how he is drilling a chick 30+ years younger than him:
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Question is how would you relate to a woman/girl that is 30+ years younger?  She's never used a typewriter, or a card catalog at the library, or a rotary phone or listened to Kasem do a long distance dedication. She can't really understand why you need bifocals or what plantar fasciitis is.  I'm sure the boinking is fun for him but then what?   

[JUAN]

Can I jump in with an answer, @Bart Ell ?  More boinking.

[Bart Ell]

Question is how would you relate to a woman/girl that is 30+ years younger?  She's never used a typewriter, or a card catalog at the library, or a rotary phone or listened to Kasem do a long distance dedication. She can't really understand why you need bifocals or what plantar fasciitis is.  I'm sure the boinking is fun for him but then what?

30+ years younger would put her into jailbait territory for me but I would have no issue with 20+ years younger.
Do you find yourself spending most of your day reminiscing about typewriters with Mrs Walks or have you created your own shared experiences?
Also, what @juan answered.
It keeps you young.

[Walks_At_Night]

30+ years younger would put her into jailbait territory for me but I would have no issue with 20+ years younger.
Do you find yourself spending most of your day reminiscing about typewriters with Mrs Walks or have you created your own shared experiences?
Also, what @juan answered.
It keeps you young.

Mrs. Walks and I just talked about typewriters this week in fact.  We had to draft a formal letter for some stuff we needed to handle and discussed what a pain in the ass typewriters were.  So no not daily but it came up. I also remember watch Ghostbusters with Little Walks and being asked what all those cards flying out of the drawers in the library scene were. 
 

[Bart Ell]

Mrs. Walks and I just talked about typewriters this week in fact.  We had to draft a formal letter for some stuff we needed to handle and discussed what a pain in the ass typewriters were.  So no not daily but it came up. I also remember watch Ghostbusters with Little Walks and being asked what all those cards flying out of the drawers in the library scene were.

Frozen freezer bigfoot guy asked his girl if she ever used a typewriter and she giggled, confused by his question.
Then they banged.

I am failing to see the downside of his situation.

[KSM]

BART I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU LIKE SOUP DO YOU LIKE SOUP BART I LIKE SOUP TOO

[Bart Ell]

BART I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU LIKE SOUP DO YOU LIKE SOUP BART I LIKE SOUP TOO

I can't find that Joey Elias routine online.
I guess Lindros got it pulled.