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[TigerLily]

I kind of like the karmaless look.

More simple-like

[KSM]

More simple-like

Is that some kind of a dig there, Lily?  MINUS 1!! eventually.. @TigerLily

[TigerLily]

Is that some kind of a dig there, Lily?  MINUS 1!! eventually.. @TigerLily

No... If I had said simple minded, Dig. But just simple, I was agreeing with you. Cleaner. More feng shui
Not only are you simple-minded, you're paranoid. Minus 1 back atchya @KSM . Eventually

[TigerLily]

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Dear Bartell, eh?

Why does he have all his teeth? I thought toothless was de rigeur in Canadian hockey?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartell, eh?

Why does he have all his teeth? I thought toothless was de rigeur in Canadian hockey?

He's a goalie.
Canadian hockey in Chicago?
We don't want Chicago, take it back!!

[Bart Ell]

I kind of like the karmaless look.

Things seem to load much quicker so maybe it will stay this way for now.

[ShayP]

I kind of like the karmaless look.

Ditto.

[KSM]

Things seem to load much quicker so maybe it will stay this way for now.

Are all the hard earned points stored in the case you restore them? Not that I care but I am curious. Orr maybe it would be fun to start at 0 again all across the board.

[Bart Ell]

Are all the hard earned points stored in the case you restore them? Not that I care but I am curious. Orr maybe it would be fun to start at 0 again all across the board.

It's all still there.
Caring and curious seem like second cousins.

Do you know people actually rage quit over the whole Karma thing?
Starting at zero may cause a few new meltdowns so you know I am interested in seeing that happen.

[PolkaDot]

It's all still there.
Caring and curious seem like second cousins.

Do you know people actually rage quit over the whole Karma thing?
Starting at zero may cause a few new meltdowns so you know I am interested in seeing that happen.

Rage quitting? Sounds more interesting with video.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

It is National Package Protection Day here in the US. Which brings this question to mind. Do you prefer the traditional cup?

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Or the modern type?
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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

It is National Package Protection Day here in the US. Which brings this question to mind. Do you prefer the traditional cup?

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Or the modern type?
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Modern will better protect my first love.

[whoozit]

Modern will better protect my first love.

Aren’t you afraid of carbon fiber splinters in your junk?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

After my Father passed away, I was going through some of his things and discovered two 20mm Anti-Aircraft shells from his Destroyer in World War Two. Rather alarmed at the prospect of having 75 year old explosives around, I carefully recorded the relevant information off of them, placed them in static bags, then wrapped them in towels to stabilize them, then put them in a sturdy metal box which I placed in a sturdy metal cabinet. I then spent a whole lot of hours learning about US Naval ammunition, prowling forums, talked to some guys that know their stuff and eventually learned that they were inert rounds that were fired out of the gun first. This was to clear any debris, ice or gunk that might be in the barrel. I then tested a tiny amount of material from inside the shell to doubly ensure that it was not flammable. It was an educational process and at the end, I ended up with some pretty cool heirlooms.  However, at no time in the process did it ever even occur to me to shove them up my ass.  Am I just a hopeless prude?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

After my Father passed away, I was going through some of his things and discovered two 20mm Anti-Aircraft shells from his Destroyer in World War Two. Rather alarmed at the prospect of having 75 year old explosives around, I carefully recorded the relevant information off of them, placed them in static bags, then wrapped them in towels to stabilize them, then put them in a sturdy metal box which I placed in a sturdy metal cabinet. I then spent a whole lot of hours learning about US Naval ammunition, prowling forums, talked to some guys that know their stuff and eventually learned that they were inert rounds that were fired out of the gun first. This was to clear any debris, ice or gunk that might be in the barrel. I then tested a tiny amount of material from inside the shell to doubly ensure that it was not flammable. It was an educational process and at the end, I ended up with some pretty cool heirlooms.  However, at no time in the process did it ever even occur to me to shove them up my ass.  Am I just a hopeless prude?

You are but I will cut you some slack with the father angle on this one.
Don't be afraid of getting some pleasure from your butt.
Cranky old fuckers will call it gay but they are cranky old fuckers.
How can you do gay shit to yourself? It's an idiotic premise.
Seeing as you are interested in the shells, get one that was not owned by your father and ease it into your butt while you play with your front stuff.