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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4785 on: November 27, 2021, 07:30:24 AM »
Huh. I never considered that possibility Roy. My take was it was a large woman whom was pissed off over being charged $14.95 for a mediocre sub and was "Fighting the Powers that be" by dropping trou and taking a dump in front of the establishment, whilst using the rubbish can for stabilization. Of course Bart's stance is probably correct and I need to work on my WASPy uptightedness and be more accepting.
There always that.  Don’t forget to flog yourself today as penance for being a privileged honky. ;)

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« Reply #4786 on: November 27, 2021, 11:10:13 AM »
Bart,

I found a video of some sort of messed up Dwarf Fight Club. Question for you is this: Is it the victor or the vanquished that gets the girl?

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2. That would be up to them to decide. I personally would cut off my peeper before entering a slob like that but the winner may love going hogging.

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« Reply #4787 on: November 27, 2021, 02:03:47 PM »
There always that.  Don’t forget to flog yourself today as penance for being a privileged honky. ;)
I wasn't sure if I like you, but now you're starting to grow on me.
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            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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« Reply #4788 on: November 27, 2021, 02:06:05 PM »
Bart,

Jimmy Johns sandwich shop advertises "Free Smells". Should they rethink that? Stuff like this probably is adversley impacting revenue.


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Oh damn, someone had an emergency. Anyone think she can get back up without putting her hand down where she just...? Ick. Never mind.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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« Reply #4789 on: November 28, 2021, 02:50:00 PM »
What is going on up NORTH @Bart Ell ? Canada’s indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false. Why did Miss Bourassa AKA Morning Star Bear take Bonhomme's arrow sash put it on her jacket. Did she think no one attends Quebec's winter carnival?
For the record, Bonhomme is a seven-foot-tall white jolly snowman who wears a red hat and an arrow sash across his belly.

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https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/canadian-indigenous-health-expert-carrie-bourassa-fired-for-faking-heritage/

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« Reply #4790 on: November 28, 2021, 04:57:22 PM »
What is going on up NORTH @Bart Ell ? Canada’s indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false. Why did Miss Bourassa AKA Morning Star Bear take Bonhomme's arrow sash put it on her jacket. Did she think no one attends Quebec's winter carnival?
For the record, Bonhomme is a seven-foot-tall white jolly snowman who wears a red hat and an arrow sash across his belly.

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https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/canadian-indigenous-health-expert-carrie-bourassa-fired-for-faking-heritage/

I have no idea who that woman is.
She looks like Marc-André Fleury.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4791 on: November 28, 2021, 11:21:10 PM »

Dear Bartanski

What happened to our karma? Did you lock it up somewhere safe?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4792 on: November 28, 2021, 11:24:39 PM »
Dear Bart-Bear-In-The-Woods

Who is Marc-André Fleury?

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« Reply #4793 on: November 29, 2021, 01:40:13 AM »
Dear Bartanski

What happened to our karma? Did you lock it up somewhere safe?

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« Reply #4794 on: November 29, 2021, 01:40:36 AM »
Dear Bart-Bear-In-The-Woods

Who is Marc-André Fleury?

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« Reply #4795 on: November 29, 2021, 05:00:33 AM »
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Bart,

Any chance for enabling yarn embeds?

https://getyarn.io/

Yarn clips are nice for quick drive by's when busting Greg's balls.  Bellgab used to support these.  Not sure if this is the embedder you use for videos:
https://custom.simplemachines.org/index.php?mod=2681 but yarn support went in, in version 5.0.2

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« Reply #4796 on: November 29, 2021, 05:14:04 AM »
Bart,

Any chance for enabling yarn embeds?

https://getyarn.io/

Yarn clips are nice for quick drive by's when busting Greg's balls.  Bellgab used to support these.  Not sure if this is the embedder you use for videos:
https://custom.simplemachines.org/index.php?mod=2681 but yarn support went in, in version 5.0.2

I know there was an issue with it and ipads in the past.
I will ask them to try installing it again and see if it works with the updates they are installing.

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« Reply #4797 on: November 29, 2021, 05:24:08 AM »
I know there was an issue with it and ipads in the past.
I will ask them to try installing it again and see if it works with the updates they are installing.

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« Reply #4798 on: November 29, 2021, 08:24:16 AM »
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« Reply #4799 on: November 29, 2021, 08:49:10 AM »
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I kind of like the karmaless look.