Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Ok. I'll ask you in the other ask/tell thread. @TigerLily

.........Bart wore nylons during our weekend in Banff.

Only because you begged.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

There is a creepy truck parked out in front of my pad - it is marked as a "US Infrastructure Company" vehicle.  There is a dude sitting inside, sucking on a chili dog, drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper and looking suspicious. Do you think it is some sort of front for a Nazi Federal Agency preparing to disappear me off to a camp?

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[KSM]

Bart,

There is a creepy truck parked out in front of my pad - it is marked as a "US Infrastructure Company" vehicle.  There is a dude sitting inside, sucking on a chili dog, drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper and looking suspicious. Do you think it is some sort of front for a Nazi Federal Agency preparing to disappear me off to a camp?

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He's going to pee on your lawn, WAN. Maybe worse! 

[Walks_At_Night]

He's going to pee on your lawn, WAN. Maybe worse! 

OMG. I'd rather be disappeared!

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

There is a creepy truck parked out in front of my pad - it is marked as a "US Infrastructure Company" vehicle.  There is a dude sitting inside, sucking on a chili dog, drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper and looking suspicious. Do you think it is some sort of front for a Nazi Federal Agency preparing to disappear me off to a camp?

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You got this all wrong, sport.
They were sent to confirm your ability to identify what is in a Big Gulp cup from 100 feet away.
They need a man like you in the agency.
What agency? Yes.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Do you think this gentlleman ordered Kung POW?

https://twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1479057016593293312

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Do you think this gentlleman ordered Kung POW?

https://twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1479057016593293312

Was that Black Friday?

Never cheap out on the doors.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Was just curious.  Who was your favorite World War Two fascist mouth piece?

The icy Axis Sally/Germany, whom was also called the Bitch of Berlin:
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The super sassy Axis Sally/Italy, whom started her show with a "Hello suckers" and signed off with a "a sweet kiss from Sally":
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The chummy Tokyo Rose whom called herself Orphan Ann and played good tunes in between attempts at demoralizing you:
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Or the obscure Manila Myrtle whom apparently was quite the hottie:
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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Was just curious.  Who was your favorite World War Two fascist mouth piece?

The icy Axis Sally/Germany, whom was also called the Bitch of Berlin:
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The super sassy Axis Sally/Italy, whom started her show with a "Hello suckers" and signed off with a "a sweet kiss from Sally":
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The chummy Tokyo Rose whom called herself Orphan Ann and played good tunes in between attempts at demoralizing you:
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Or the obscure Manila Myrtle whom apparently was quite the hottie:
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The Bitch of Berlin looks like a wild party.

Manila Myrtle could be a ladydude so you gots to be careful with all that.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I think I want one of these to use a hood ornament on my rig. Obviously that would totally rule. The question is whom to use as a soundtrack for it's rants?  Senda? Alex Jones? Dietrich? Noory?

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1482079071664230409

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I think I want one of these to use a hood ornament on my rig. Obviously that would totally rule. The question is whom to use as a soundtrack for it's rants?  Senda? Alex Jones? Dietrich? Noory?

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1482079071664230409

The answer is always Sam Kinison.

[Walks_At_Night]

The answer is always Sam Kinison.

Of course! Absolutely perfect Bart!

 

[Exile]

Bart, what do think about people who have never asked you anything?  What if they can't think of anything to ask you?

Do you mind if people ask you about the weather?
Where you live?
Does it bug you when people ask "why is the sky blue" when it, in reality, isn't?

That's all for now. Do you mind if I ask you other stuff when I think of them?

Have a day!
 

[Bart Ell]

Bart, what do think about people who have never asked you anything?  What if they can't think of anything to ask you?

Do you mind if people ask you about the weather?
Where you live?
Does it bug you when people ask "why is the sky blue" when it, in reality, isn't?

That's all for now. Do you mind if I ask you other stuff when I think of them?

Have a day!
 

Fools
That's no excuse.

Yes
No
Yes

No

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

This clip made me laugh loud and strong. I'm a horrible person, aren't I?