Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

Ever have a jagged toenail that catches on the bedding and almost rips your nail off?


oh  the joy

[Bart Ell]

Ever have a jagged toenail that catches on the bedding and almost rips your nail off?


oh  the joy

It hppened with a sock.
I had the sock killed.

[Exile]

It hppened with a sock.
I had the sock killed.

You took it out in the desert and machinegunned it into oblivion? That's the only way to handle a sock that snitches on ya!

 

[Bart Ell]

You took it out in the desert and machinegunned it into oblivion? That's the only way to handle a sock that snitches on ya!

 

That sounds like work.
Once again - I had the sock killed.

[KSM]

It hppened with a sock.
I had the sock killed.

Sock. KILLED BY DEATH!

[TigerLily]

You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon

[KSM]

You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon

Was there not a day when you had to wear them daily? Back in your corporate days.  ?  @TigerLily

[GravitySucks]

You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon

Wrong thread

[Walks_At_Night]

Wrong thread

Correct. Should be in the Christmas thread.
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[ShayP]

You haven't lived. Or wanted to kill more until you struggle putting on pantyhose. I hardly ever wear them but sometimes the occasion calls for them. Like a funeral. Get a run in them just putting them on. Then come home and hold a second funeral. Hopefully wity a pyre. Nothing burns like nylon

Joe Namath never had a problem.

[whoozit]

Joe Namath never had a problem.

Sure he did,  this is still on a TiVo of mine.   

Sorry Bart.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Today was my first day back at work after being off for a few weeks. Learned that we have a new lady on our team. Don't have a problem working with women because I like women [Hell - I even married a women]. The thing is, she is a dead ringer for the abusive wife in the movie Dodgeball. She definitely has some intensity about her. Do you think it'll be okay?

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[TigerLily]

Was there not a day when you had to wear them daily? Back in your corporate days.  ?  @TigerLily

Ask Bart. It's his thread

[KSM]

Ask Bart. It's his thread

Ok. I'll ask you in the other ask/tell thread. @TigerLily

.........Bart wore nylons during our weekend in Banff.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Today was my first day back at work after being off for a few weeks. Learned that we have a new lady on our team. Don't have a problem working with women because I like women [Hell - I even married a women]. The thing is, she is a dead ringer for the abusive wife in the movie Dodgeball. She definitely has some intensity about her. Do you think it'll be okay?

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I do not think it'll be ok.
If you do not show her you have a short fuse and have a lust for violence she will be pegging you with her favorite foot long dong in under 3 weeks.
If you do not want her to peg you then you need to give her the impression that you are willing to smack a bitch up if push came to shove.
If you want the pegging then carry on being pleasant @Walks_At_Night