Ask Bart Anything

[PB]

... and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit.... Chubby guy...

Some people talk, some fight.  Sounds like a talker.

Turn the page.  But keep an eye out in case you get a chance to mess with him.

[KSM]

Do you want to impress the average looking girlfriend?

Start playing the nose game properly! @JUAN

[KSM]

Some people talk, some fight.  Sounds like a talker.

Turn the page.  But keep an eye out in case you get a chance to mess with him.

Page was turned moments after it happened, but reading Bart's retorts of vengeance can be fun.

That said. There may be fun to be had. It's a big place and there are many outdoor community within the complex areas that fill up on weekend nights as people socialize. I have been invited several times but have yet to attend.   I'll attend.   If I see the poopypants I'll wink at him and see what happens. This is my comfort zone as my rippling muscular physique glows in the light of the fire, taunting his fat intimidated ass. But nah.. he'll leave knowing that his average girl will finger herself to the memory of my image as soon as time and opportunity allows.

[PB]

Page was turned moments after it happened, but reading Bart's retorts of vengeance can be fun.

That said. There may be fun to be had. It's a big place and there are many outdoor community within the complex areas that fill up on weekend nights as people socialize. I have been invited several times but have yet to attend.   I'll attend.   If I see the poopypants I'll wink at him and see what happens. This is my comfort zone as my rippling muscular physique glows in the light of the fire, taunting his fat intimidated ass. But nah.. he'll leave knowing that his average girl will finger herself to the memory of my image as soon as time and opportunity allows.

This was in your compound?  I didn't notice that.  So of course you'll see him again. 

This calls for a bit of planning.  Ask him, ''didn't I see you the other day?'' and see where that leads.  ''Boy, there sure are a lot of dumb rednecks around here, aren't there''?...

[paladin1991]

Bart,

Ok, here's an ASS-K for ya'!!

I have noticed for some time now that you ignore almost all of my Tells & Asks, yet you respond (rather swiftly I might add) virtually ALL of @Walks_At_Night 's T&A's.  Is this because WAN is not insane, whereas I am presumed to be?

Shhhhhh.   The are ~ that ~ way.  If you know what I mean.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Why does some murky government organization have a logo with a UFO on it?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Why does some murky government organization have a logo with a UFO on it?

Because putting tits on it would have been silly.

[KSM]

Bart,

Why does some murky government organization have a logo with a UFO on it?

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Perhaps it's their own cute little way of saying "we have these too " @Walks_At_Night

[JUAN]

That thing looks like the Jupiter II.  Maybe they’re signaling that a cranky, self-absorbed old man, a boy, and a robot are really running things.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Let us assume that you are a single, successful guy having a workout at the gym. A nice looking, well endowed woman comes over to chat you up. Is a quick, firm, titty punch the best ice breaker?

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[KSM]

Bart,

Let us assume that you are a single, successful guy having a workout at the gym. A nice looking, well endowed woman comes over to chat you up. Is a quick, firm, titty punch the best ice breaker?

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I did that all the time in the 90's while living in Victoria. A large live band bar called The Forge. Drinks get thrown in your face. Bouncers who usually like you hurl you out onto the street like a common pygmy. It's a scene man! But I didn't use the fist like the guy in the gif, I used my index finger with a gentle poke. You do it in mid conversation when you realize she wants you to mount her. Alas.. no mounting as things go south as already stated.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bouncers who usually like you hurl you out onto the street like a common pygmy.

Oh man. I've only been thrown out by a bouncer once. It was rather ugly.  So this is a no go.

The old standby of "Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster." it is then.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Let us assume that you are a single, successful guy having a workout at the gym. A nice looking, well endowed woman comes over to chat you up. Is a quick, firm, titty punch the best ice breaker?

That's one way to check if they are real but I love boobies too much to abuse them like that.

[PolkaDot]

That's one way to check if they are real but I love boobies too much to abuse them like that.

I’m with Bart on this one.

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell can you remote view my rig and tell me where the buzz is coming from. It’s not 60-cycle hum.  I’m sure it couldn’t be because I’ve hooked up five synthesizers, the newest having been made in 1995.  I really want to avoid the pull every cable until it stops method.