Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Why was only the one episode of Heil Honey. I'm Home ever shown? I'll have to admit when Adolf gets a call from Goebbels and says: "Hitler here. No! Bob Hitler - who do you think?" I laughed.

First I hear of this but I will study it like I study Bairyn's naked body as she sleeps.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

When will little people learn that tonnage often prevails?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

When will little people learn that tonnage often prevails?

Midgets are like dogs, they never realize how small they are.

[bateman]

Bart, if a woman tells you that she “used to work at a gentlemen’s club”, should I assume she was a dancer, or could she have been a bartender or bottle girl there? I didn’t inquire further.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, if a woman tells you that she “used to work at a gentlemen’s club”, should I assume she was a dancer, or could she have been a bartender or bottle girl there? I didn’t inquire further.

If she tells you she “used to work at a gentlemen’s club” and she didn't get her tits out I would call that stolen valor.
There is no way a bartender gets that specific.

[bateman]

If she tells you she “used to work at a gentlemen’s club” and she didn't get her tits out I would call that stolen valor.
There is no way a bartender gets that specific.

That’s what I was thinking. And she is certainly equipped.

[PB]

... There is no way a bartender gets that specific.

Yeah, she would have just said she was a bartender and left it at that.

[HamsterMuscle]

Yeah, she would have just said she was a bartender and left it at that.

How about bank tellers?

[HamsterMuscle]

Sir Barticles,

What happened on October 15 at 5:48pm?  Did PB get his tits out?

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@KSM

[Bart Ell]

Sir Barticles,

What happened on October 15 at 5:48pm?  Did PB get his tits out?

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@KSM

Web crawlers.
One of the search engines was indexing the site and sent their filthy spiders.

[KSM]

Web crawlers.
One of the search engines was indexing the site and sent their filthy spiders.

Ahh. Well that shines a light on things. Damn, that's a-lot o' spiders!

[HamsterMuscle]

Ahh. Well that shines a light on things. Damn, that's a-lot o' spiders!

Still less than there would be if PB got his tits out, though.

[KSM]

Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?

[HamsterMuscle]

Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?

[JUAN]

Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?

Can I answer? I have. She was a six-foot tall, 200-lb. Dyke who loved to go to bars with her pack of cigarettes rolled in her t-shirt sleeve and drink long necks.  She told me if I wanted to get her a Christmas present, I could get a Black&Decker vibrator with a kick starter.  She had pretty good potential as a songwriter.  The shit beating was done by her.  I think she drank herself to death.